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Ryan’s a giant he needs to eat. Jesus the writing is SO BAD

Ryan towering over the crowd again

Wait they dated for four years so she was in eighth grade when they Saran wrapped and threw sardines at the mobsters son? Oh and peed on him? Kids!

Ryan is 6’4” again

He found the gallery and obviously its most prized possession is a sketch of them on the last day the day she was ba ba ba TAKEN

We have FOUND her and she is obviously at 23 the head of an art gallery. You know in France. Complete with a name change. And you know not speaking French being from Philadelphia and all.

Currently noticing that this is probably AT LEAST the fifth mention that the main protagonist is six four. He’s six four dammit!

She’s like at most 55. Her dementia had been going on for years lol. When I was teen 50 was the oldest person in the world. This is hilarious.

So I’m dying at how bad this is omg the author has a strange obsession with youth (another reason I think a teen AI wrote this) it turns out Micheal is Allison’s father. What a twist. Kidding. It was the straightest line a protractor good ever make. Anyways they talk about being war buddies and the one guy reminisces about his wife’s cancer and the other guys wife is in a nursing home for dementia.

So I’m dying right now cause legit I called it Poppy’s brother has an motorcycle with a sidecar and when it was described I was like oh yeah this is imporrnat -rolls eyes- anyways she heads on the 11 year olds podcast some NEW INFORMATION a witness saw an old timey motorcycle with a sidecar near where Alison went missing! Le gasp! Le horror!

I have this book figured out and I’m going to skip and skim to the ending because it is terrible. Like atrociously bad. So far I’ve met an eleven year old famous podcaster who has his own mansion full of supplies. Also I love e references to Poppy (sheriff girl on her third day) learning in the military how to do this and that and how to calm down and how she learned to be an adult. Oh yeah she is 21 in this

Now I’m at a part where evilMOB accountant is letting his 14 year old drive to a restaurant in Philadelphia. It’s okay though cause he does way WAY more illegal shit for the mob. Sigh

Ooooh on a part where how they found missing girls dna was found on serial killers sleeping bag could it have been GASP PLANTED??!!!???

A serial killer is described as a “fiend” by a ‘checks notes- 23 year old boy

So I’m so far on about forty or so and one? Of the main characters is having dialogue that looks like it was created by AI set to teen.


“They undoubtedly will make an interview after the conference crowing about their discovery. That’s not completely unfair.”

Me. What kind of dialogue is this.