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oh jess 💔

aaand now some of the worst smut ever written

i keep thinking it can't get worse and then lady catherine de bourgh shows up on a motorcycle wearing a leather jacket and no helmet and announcing "sometimes you just have to hold your nose and suck a c—" which would maybe have been fun if she or any of these other characters were written with a shred of a personality/depth let alone any resemblance to the actual pride & prejudice characters 💀

i wish i could dnf this travesty but with less than 2hrs left i gotta see it through 😭💔

unfortunately so boring but at least that makes it easy to fall asleep to

loden 😭💔💗💔💗💔💗💔💗

i fear i will always be a simp

really emphasizing how they just. willfully ignore/forget about all the women/queer characters in this final arc 💔

completely ridiculous

just really hate the hutt characters 💀

ms claudia gray finally bringing back all my beloveds ♡ ♡ ♡ cruel how short this one is 😭💔

really needed cozy family christmas vibes rn, been a hard fucking week/month/year & this book is very warm ♡

didn't think it could get so much worse ???????

TORTURE !

why am i reading this 💀

genuinely insufferable 😭😭😭

ah. i hate this ! but it's been bugging me for like 15 years that i never read it so i will persevere until the end rip 💀

love lourna dee. wish they hadn't nerfed her by sidelining her & all the other women characters to only exist in "supplemental" material (audio dramas, comics, etc) & cutting them out of the actual novels. like come on guys.

:) 🐻💕

i don't want this to end 😭💔

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enjoying this final phase of the series but man i miss women™ where did they go 😭💔

are you fucking kidding me????? literally only included slavery in your fantasy world so that you can kill thousands if not millions of unnamed slaves & poc just to give this "all powerful" white savior bitch of a protagonist a reason to cry and be angry when she didn't even give a shit about them in the first place??????? fuck celaena fuck this series and fuck sjm

sjm must be exhausted 24/7 since she's so damn determined to pour all her energy into hating women jfc