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This is a lot gayer than I thought it would be but also I kind of don't like Louis at the moment. Hard sell with the whole plantation owner thing. Like Anne...

Guess what Epic was Virgil's favourite because I have a feeling it wasn't the Odyssey. Got to say respect to Turnus and man poor Mezentius and Lausus

I do wonder if there was more on the shield than even Virgil could foresee. Honestly that's the beauty of it.

That escalated so fucking quickly like wow.

I just love how you are constantly questioning Aeneas journey, the intro notes really adds to that ambguity but this is narrative that is written now

WAMP WAMP WAAAAA

Persephone did start out as endearing but her jealousy and sanctimonius attitude is really starting to grate at me. Also romance what romance??? There is a difference betweenn physical and romantic attraction and St Clair can't tell the difference.

Wow whoever said Persephone is the protag in a dating sim who makes ALL the wrong choices you weren't kidding.

I kind of do like this world sadly enough though I am not too fussed on the characters. I can see there is potential in it.

This book is just dragging at this point. Fucking hell.

ALEXIS DON'T QUESTION THE PLOT IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE ANYWAY

Fuck alexis agency I guess.

THIS IS ACTUAL ASS. At least the Sirens are dead.

Time to see her get a cool animal. Fuck I hate this book.

The forgotten city did the "Karen" joke is far superiror because it actually misdirected and didn't make me consider the possibility of who Karen really was.

I fucking hate Augustus not just for being a creep but an inefficent and rubbish one.

THE FREE THE NIPPLE JOKE WASN'T FUNNY THE FIRST TIME AND IT STILL ISN'T!

NOW YOU CALL IT THE IONIAN SEA!

THAT'S THE IONIAN SEA, WRONG SIDE MAS!

This is actually ass!

ZEUS HAS FERTILITY ISSUES???? BE FOR FUCKING REAL RIGHT NOW LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I love how the Gods are bemoaning the Spartan birth crisis and how Alexis is the first female mutt born in centuries and they still make her fight to the death. Excellent going guys! Also look at how special and important Alexis is!!! She is so Mary Sue coded it is hysterical.

Free the nipple....Guys this gives me hope that if this book can be published, anything can.

Ever heard of no such thing as a free lunch. Lol.