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sentient motorcycle teaches local woman about the power of friendship

fort bragg always at the scene of the crime

i am LOCKED IN. wow wow wow

this is taking me so long to read because i get viscerally uncomfortable every time i read a peter pov chapter…

she rly was awakened 😟

girl leave your evil gay husband girl

it’s so fucked up that british people say vaginal like that

this is like station eleven except hopeless

steve jobs stinky so true

why is everyone screaming crying throwing up about some graffiti

if i didn't have to read this for class i'd have stopped at page 1 omg this guy is trying to hard to be interesting but is simply being cringe af

this would slay so hard as a video game tbh

ik this is gonna be shit but yayy milf

can these bitches have one single adult conversation my fucking god

and if i checked out this whole anthology from the library for these 20 pages what then?

what reading jane eyre does to a mf (chronologically incorrect BUT funny)

john thorpe kill yourself

why is this kind of shit... like so much is happening but also nothing has happened at all & everyone feels like a cardboard cutout

A BUFFALO CHICKEN VAPE

these bitches making out on the train EVERY DAY… i know the average commuter wants them dead

cherry jarritos being oxy for fauns…. giggling

“there is civil war in the icosahedron” funniest sentence i’ve ever heard

i think all audiobooks should be legally obligated to have gregorian chants play during chapter transitions

doing a full series re-read cause house of the dragon is giving me asoiaf brain again <3 also i’ve been wanting to re-read feast for crows my beloved for a few years but i forget wtf happens in the first 3 books. so 😭

smith my beloved

must confess that every time i see the title i read the love interest’s name as “sarah” and am gobsmacked when the audiobook narrator pronounces it “shara”

ok this audiobook narrator CANNOT do a scottish accent this is so funny

thoroughly obsessed with the hunting cats

this old ass man?????? lauren noooo