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Been very bad at reading lately and oh my god I forgot how batshit this is

“You know that jersey you’ve got with my last name on it? When you see it hanging there in your closet, let it serve as a reminder to you, that soon enough, it’ll be her last name too.” AHH

Ryan Shay the man you are goddamn

She thinks cilantro tastes like soap and that Bella and Alice should’ve ditched everyone in twilight for each other I fear she is me I am in love with

“she was wise enough to hold her tongue. As this is the only instance known of a woman’s ever having done so, it was judged worthy to be recorded here.” … what the fuck

“Fuck,” he hisses, letting my arms fall. “Did you just bite me?” I look at him seriously. “You know what they say. Eat the rich.”

The things I would let this man do to me are borderline criminal I am FERAL

If I had a dollar for every book that has some freaky shit in a church…

Why did I avoid reading this for so long??? Absolutely eating this up

New fav Ali Hazelwood fmc Maya is everything to me Conor is kind of lame

Oh this HURTS

“Thank God for girlfriends. In this crazy, chaotic, divided world that was run by men, you could count on the women.”

Love a NZ mention in a book

“Don’t be nervous, okay” just gonna pretend Adam is saying that to me for my test today ☺️

“I forget to look at other things when you’re around” this man is so pathetically down bad i am obsessed

Turns out most classics are free on Amazon prepare to be sick of me

This book feels like it’s mocking me, I want to be one of these pretentious English majors

In a wee slump :( time for a reread!

Ugh this man is so BORING every other character is so much more interesting

One sapphic vampire book is not enough for me apparently

Omg omg omg! Love love love!

How many times is this woman going to make me cry oh lord

AHHHH

“Do it,” I whisper, taunting him. “Please,” I add, begging him. And this time he doesn’t deny me. “Fuck it,” he rasps right as his lips descend onto mine.
Silent screaming!!!

Elsie never disappoints this is so good

“I’d been such an ass that I’d driven a woman I hardly know to drink wine straight from the bottle and hash her day out with a horse in the dark. That’s a new low even for me”
We love a self aware man (he’s a complete asshole)

Holy hell this is KINKY

Giggling and kicking my feet this is so good

This book HURTS

I think Elsie Silver has ruined all other cowboy romances for me this is not as fun as I hoped :(