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me when im a group of boys getting beat up by a turtle

surely my tendency to read while i eat wont backfire for this one! 😆

so when does eden turn out to be a bigger monster than mama bc there aint no fuckin way 🧍🏻‍♂️

yayayayay

iris murdoch is a genius

i’ve been wanting to reread this forever and stoner made me so nostalgic so i’m finally doing it!! i’m curious how i’ll feel about this upon rereading now that i’m not in college and smoking weed every day

“like all lovers, they spoke much of themselves, as if they might thereby understand the world which made them possible.” i’m going to pass away

was complaining about theo of golden to my coworker and she was like “do u wanna read any of these books?” and held some up and i started salivating at the prospect of not having to read theo of golden anymore and i have in fact been wanting to read stoner so yippee

this is like if gilmore girls was written by and about a pretentious christian guy who loves to self-suck

hmm something about this guy is rubbing me the wrong way lowkey but i’ll give him a chance

this book is so fucking stupid

hot librarian got into an “accident” book cancelled

well okay now there’s a hot italian librarian who rides a motorcycle and has curly dark hair so maybe i’ll keep reading

julia: *has a nightmare*
the author for some reason: “julia realized she must’ve had a nightmare.” (80)

yeah i don’t think im gonna make it through this one

aaaand the scene i just read makes me want to put down the entire book and never pick it back up again

maybe i’m misreading her but someone needs to strangle madam myri fr

yes i’m reading this bc they mentioned it in heart the lover and yes it has been sitting on my shelf since 2022

damn i didn’t know that the strokes just stunk all the time

omg the black crowes mention!!! “i just smacked some hippie [chris robinson] in the toilet” im sorry i busted out laughing

“and everyone was relieved because they were no longer obligated to mean anything to one another.” “everyone loved something more than they loved her.” so what if i died.
nora you are maybe the only compelling character in this book

im finally starting omg

“he remained staring down at me, as if i pleased him, or as if something he had learnt of me since tea pleased him; as clowns sometimes please philosophers.” goes so hard

look i know hes literally a consumptive teenager but that doesnt mean we need to let him monologue for like forty pages

wait myshkin and roghozin giggling and gossiping together about their crushes and giving each other advice is kinda cute even tho roghozin tried to stab him that one time

“heavens, what am i babbling!…they ought to put us all in a glass case—me especially—and exhibit us at two-pence a head.”

yeah dostoevsky gets it

holy shit theres so much in this book i forgot about…feeling psychotic for recommending it to someone lmaoo <3

i too love to wander around town in a fugue state until my frenemy tries to murder me in my own apartment building

someone needs to introduce dostoevsky to tone tags please lord

brooo the other is soo embarrassing omg