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one of the top reviews for this book on here is a 1 star review calling jade annoying and i think if you got this far into the book and hate her for being annoying you are going to hell. im so sorry jade i would listen to your lectures about horror movies :(

this is making me sad :(

jade just gave what might be the gayest internal monologue i have ever read upon meeting a pretty girl what the hell

there's so much ominous foreshadowing going on that it borders on parody

vampire dementia

finally circled back to this one yaaaay take that adhd

hey guys. i dont think this is very good

he's not even going to try to argue about the ethics of stealing a random horse? i thought he was supposed to be the Follow The Law guy 😭

sorry the anti orc racism is frying me

the writing in this is so whimsical i love these weird reclusive gay men

estrogen would save her (josh)

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this story is like watching a slow motion train wreck jesus christ

oh this is INSANE. rf kuang writes bangers only

its taken me forever to put a dent in this book but i love banders so much. diversity win! this scumbag dealer character is a woman

dunno about the writing style in this one lads its excessive yet shallow

ooooh things are happening. there's so much going on that i want elaborated on

the Rat Duke of Madness and Revelry was really good if im being honest. big fan of that guy

somewhat meandering i am being taken on a long walk interview with a vampire style sans interview

this is so fucked up im obsessed

i respect how horny this book is being despite the beseiged castle setting full of filthy starving half-dead people. you can never break the human spirit

murderbot ptsd moment :(

why would abigail end ball & chain with nick quitting his job as a cop to be gay and then say "jk :P" ???????

while this book really good my brain has been irrevocably damaged by Cut & Run so i cant enjoy it the way i should. love how cringe and pathetic Anji is though its helping me recover my sanity

we are so fucking back

🚨🚨🚨 misinformation about big cat sanctuaries 🚨🚨🚨

i fear we need madeline urban back on these books stat. the banter is lacking. but a quick look tells me the rest of the books are solo projects. sad!

these books are so entertaining good thing the fbi isnt real

Hey let's circle back to that gun deepthroating thing. Powerful homoeroticism really good stuff feel like Im being queerbaited here