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what the hell was that plot twist why is she ms cult princess why is everything happening in this book

not the third act breakup uuugh

so she's okay with sleeping with maddox as her professor and also a serial killer but if he's engaged? death penalty? how is cheating any more tabboo than everything else going on here why is that the line in the sand.....

reyna claiming Hereditary was "hated by the public" took me right out of the story girl wtf are you talking about it has an audience score of 72% on rotten tomatoes. thats not "hated by the public". fake horror fan??????

every time i forget maddox is supposed to be british there's some sort of britishism that reminds me and its so jarring. british jumpscare

between the faux intellectual art and film critique, the tiktok feminism, reyna being an edgelord, and maddox being a queen diva im genuinely so entertained it cant be understated. this is my fourth wing

if you filter out all the cringe booktok romance nonsense maddox is kind of babygirl in a way

i kind of hated the ML initially but he's just such a fucking diva that im obsessed. where is his fainting couch

not to be problematic but the man is far too much of a diva to be heterosexual

his talk about "throwing out" the canvas because he's not happy about how the painting is turning out is nuts. those things are expensive. artists dont throw out or destroy their canvasses just because theyre not happy with the piece. they just put a white coat of paint over the whole thing to wipe it "clean". what the hell is the author going on about

all of her art critiques and all of the film analysis in this book is hilariously shallow like fuck off this is not a senior film student in a final year class LMAO

psycho killer does NOT fit that playlist vibe get my man out of there

i appreciate that this book is making good use of the word "defenestration"

this book is slow going but im not mad about it its definitely one where you savor each chapter

this is like a lesbian version of between two fires and i mean that so lovingly

wtf did they do to my guy malk whyd he get literally eaten off-screen yo hey hey wait what happened to the power of friendship and why was it not strong enough to save malk from getting eaten by goblins in paris. hey :(

and is the "scorching hot brat-play" in the room with us?

i feel like im losing braincells

hey leave the dulcet tones of sleep token out of this

deeply unserious and dumb book the only thing that can save it is femdom. navessa allen do not mess this up for me

presenting emailing like its texting is scaring me and i dont like it

this is so deeply annoying and if this book is lying to me about the femdom im gonna be so mad

its so fucking crazy in here what the hell

the way theyre flirting in this book can either be classified as lawyer-like or child-like. and its pissing me off and boring me at the same time. who the hell is finding this sexy

these characters are all so annoyingly horny that it is detrimental to everything else about the book. this isnt a horror novel this is an episode of too hot to handle

i keep reading books marketed as gothic horrors and not getting gothic horror. this is folk horror. it doesnt count as gothic horror if the characters turn towards the camera and explain to the audience that they are doing consensual (bland) bdsm and they have an open relationship so its not cheating for him to kiss someone else

my fucking name is in this st gibson you owe me royalties

book so good i put libby down for 2 seconds to go order a copy on barnes and noble dot com before im even halfway through

this is a lot like if hazbin hotel was good

everyone says this is gothic horror and its marketed as gothic horror and im seeing the gothic horror references but im not really seeing a whole lot of gothic horror story elements. its reading a lot closer to folk horror and lovecraft. i dont think this is gothic horror