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i appreciate that this book is making good use of the word "defenestration"

this book is slow going but im not mad about it its definitely one where you savor each chapter

this is like a lesbian version of between two fires and i mean that so lovingly

wtf did they do to my guy malk whyd he get literally eaten off-screen yo hey hey wait what happened to the power of friendship and why was it not strong enough to save malk from getting eaten by goblins in paris. hey :(

and is the "scorching hot brat-play" in the room with us?

i feel like im losing braincells

hey leave the dulcet tones of sleep token out of this

deeply unserious and dumb book the only thing that can save it is femdom. navessa allen do not mess this up for me

presenting emailing like its texting is scaring me and i dont like it

this is so deeply annoying and if this book is lying to me about the femdom im gonna be so mad

its so fucking crazy in here what the hell

the way theyre flirting in this book can either be classified as lawyer-like or child-like. and its pissing me off and boring me at the same time. who the hell is finding this sexy

these characters are all so annoyingly horny that it is detrimental to everything else about the book. this isnt a horror novel this is an episode of too hot to handle

i keep reading books marketed as gothic horrors and not getting gothic horror. this is folk horror. it doesnt count as gothic horror if the characters turn towards the camera and explain to the audience that they are doing consensual (bland) bdsm and they have an open relationship so its not cheating for him to kiss someone else

my fucking name is in this st gibson you owe me royalties

book so good i put libby down for 2 seconds to go order a copy on barnes and noble dot com before im even halfway through

this is a lot like if hazbin hotel was good

everyone says this is gothic horror and its marketed as gothic horror and im seeing the gothic horror references but im not really seeing a whole lot of gothic horror story elements. its reading a lot closer to folk horror and lovecraft. i dont think this is gothic horror

are we gonna talk about him buying his boyfriend a tea plantation in regards to british colonialism in india? because this book has been very heavy on having the "correct" politics so far to the point of being off-putting and then he just bought his boyfriend an indian tea plantation presenting it as healthy for their relationship.

really funny how this opens up with him saying "i hid being gay my whole life and nobody ever knew, are you surprised?" and then proceeds to talk about getting clocked by almost everyone he meets but they let it go because of plausible deniability

these guys are pissing me off this girl has never had fun in her life and you ruined her moment. jail 10000 years

is this book ever going to address how sirens are allegedly highly intelligent and sentient but because the spartans cant understand their language they just use them as sex slaves?? isnt that fucked up?????

augustus sucks so bad i hate this guy so much someone should kill him i hope he dies

this is so painful to read. there's barely any plot and the dialogue is all so horrible

this feels like an even worse version of fourth wing. like the author wanted to rewrite fourth wing with greek mythology terms but on wattpad and used chat gpt to do it

"id always loved swimming in the murky pond behind the trailer park" GIRL NO!!!! WHAT

i would be so embarassed to have my name attached to this book in any capacity there's no way this shouldve made it through to final publication like this

not enough people on here are bringing up the eugenics angle of this whole thing. there's also the misanthropy of a flavor exclusive to edgy 14 year olds which ties into that but what the hell is going on with the eugenics here

why is this book being pro child labor????

there's so many em dashes and elipses girl be honest did you use ai to write this