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simply reading this because it’s a sneeze long an i love to know all sides of the drama

update; locke is (unfortunately) still alive

“Just ask me something. Ask about my tail. Don’t you want to see it?” not fuckin particularly mate

okay but is locke alive or …

there’s female rage and then there’s whatever the fuck jude is on

I keep forgetting Cardan has a tail and it really throws me off when I remember

i know chloe is rubbing their hands so hard rn

down 2 (possible) bisexuals
down 2 definite theatre kids
haven’t gained any more lesbians or vampires
have gained a slur

we’re down a lesbian vampire, but gained two vampires

I LOVE LESBIAN YEARNING

i feel like the plot twist in this is obvious or i’m just stupid

that’s where addie and i are different, i would never call france home

this is such a perfect place for the book to end, however the next 200 pages are staring at me and i’m starting to get nervous

“And i haven’t heard you hum in years. But i’ve seen you eat a shit ton of olives.” HEY SO THAT WAS DIABOLICAL

so i need us to stop mentioning remy because i will actually kms

remy you chivalrous bi king

i’m actually excited to find out what the ending is bc i’ve heard so many mixed reactions (watch me not give a shit)

highly recommend listening to the signet chat on the audiobook it feels exactly like eavesdropping on a couple breaking up

ridoc is the best character in this entire series i love him so bad when do i get a ridoc POV

they should invent a smut scene in these books that doesn’t give me the ick

THE CATS NAME IS BOOK 😭😭😭😭

reading this so i prepared for her gay book

third act breakup is the worst trope ever why is it in eVERY ROMCOM BOOK

girl in red mention !!!!!!


also not realizing you are a lesbian until u kiss a girl for the first time is SO real

oh the crash out on this is gonna hurt so bad i just know it

we know the main bitches be gay but if lily and katie also don’t fall in love im calling homophobia

holy fuck i’m almost done