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begging that the four months and three days lasts the next two books so i don’t have to read about the two most boring characters in the world bumping uglies






(fuck sjm! pirate/borrow these books)

“oh, i don’t know” i say “maybe he’d like to hear me scream.”

“i would,” cardan says, standing “and perhaps one day i will.”

i’m in public and GIDDY

i’m running through books too fast and this will simply force me to pace myself (why is it so big)

i’m so normal about cardan saving jude i have normal thoughts, feelings and opinions obviously

“I knew you from the first moment you walked into the brugh” okay so like, there’s no casual way to say that man

rip jude, you would have LOVED noah kahan

guys i do fear the found family trope got me good in this one

simply reading this because it’s a sneeze long an i love to know all sides of the drama

update; locke is (unfortunately) still alive

“Just ask me something. Ask about my tail. Don’t you want to see it?” not fuckin particularly mate

okay but is locke alive or …

there’s female rage and then there’s whatever the fuck jude is on

I keep forgetting Cardan has a tail and it really throws me off when I remember

i know chloe is rubbing their hands so hard rn

down 2 (possible) bisexuals
down 2 definite theatre kids
haven’t gained any more lesbians or vampires
have gained a slur

we’re down a lesbian vampire, but gained two vampires

I LOVE LESBIAN YEARNING

i feel like the plot twist in this is obvious or i’m just stupid

that’s where addie and i are different, i would never call france home

this is such a perfect place for the book to end, however the next 200 pages are staring at me and i’m starting to get nervous

“And i haven’t heard you hum in years. But i’ve seen you eat a shit ton of olives.” HEY SO THAT WAS DIABOLICAL

so i need us to stop mentioning remy because i will actually kms

remy you chivalrous bi king

i’m actually excited to find out what the ending is bc i’ve heard so many mixed reactions (watch me not give a shit)

highly recommend listening to the signet chat on the audiobook it feels exactly like eavesdropping on a couple breaking up

ridoc is the best character in this entire series i love him so bad when do i get a ridoc POV

they should invent a smut scene in these books that doesn’t give me the ick