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Everything ever should always be yuri 🥺

This is the most sapphic thing I’ve read in my life ahhhhhh. What do you mean two women put on trousers in the 50s and then go frolicking in the hills and daydream about picnics??? And when they’re talking later all one can think about is how certain parts of their body don’t look attractive??? Are you kidding???? Kiss already!!!!

Ok Brandon I get it. I should let you finish books before I judge them. Go ahead. Blow me away again 😒

I’ve just remembered that Brandon Sanderson is a Mormon and suddenly this book makes sense. He’s just writing Bible fanfiction. Kelsier is Jesus with cool powers. Also I guess that squashes any hopes I had for Ham and Breeze kissing but like god damn dude at least try not to give them this much chemistry!!

I really don’t appreciate how much they’re insinuating that Vin had any romantic feelings for Kel in book #1 because no the fuck she did not! Cut. That. Shit. Out. Brandon! Also please don’t be setting up a love triangle between Von, El, and Zane. Ughhhh

Oh and Ham and Breeze better kiss by the end of this one OMG

“I found what you left me.”

“You can’t look around every time you think you’re not alone. Once you start, you never stop.”

Wasn’t going to start this tonight but needed a palette cleanser after that dogshit Deadpool comic

I’m sorry, but who the hell did Gregor Samsa inspire in the marvel universe?