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Sometimes you just need to reread the corny books you read in middle school to get you out of a slump.

If they say the word gland one more time I might just throw up.

In a terrible reading slump so I guess I’ll just regress to middle school

I don’t think I’m having fun

✨Catholic guilt✨

Maybe Lord Henry can philosophize about my fist in his face. How about that? 🤨

How many times am I going to have to listen to this girl talk about the groundskeepers bulging muscles, how handsome the husband is, and how crazy the wife is. Everyone in this book is pissing me off.

Somebody needs to punch Tella in the mouth, and I volunteer to do it.

Girl actually what are you doing???

What can happen from here!?

Yeah that adds up. Little weirdo freaks. All of them.

Wow this audiobook narrator has a really strong midwestern accent.

Ok I came here for cadavers and I’m getting too much dead dog stuff

Dead people fart too

I’m sorry but I just don’t care very much.

ASFLDJSHK!!! Hehehe🤭

Elm you saucy boy

So far this has too many men and cars, and not enough ghosts.

“He believed that when a woman says no, she is wanting to be urged before making her final decision.”

I really hate this man.

Please tell me this is a joke. I don’t think I can handle it if this author is being for serious about this plot point. This is too unserious to be real.

I usually like a cheesy book that is so bad it’s good, but this one is gonna be tough to get through. This girl has said, “ af, wtf, hella, and spilling the tea” waaaaaay too many times. Not to mention the countless Harry styles references and emoji usage.

This book is actually so funny. Percy Jackson is so much better than Jason, and he is even more likeable after seeing him from other peoples perspectives.

Booooooo Jason 🍅🍅🍅

Pain… so much pain. I’ve read this so many times and it still hurts.

I’m sick and tired of main characters that are terrible friends.

Pip is being kind of a stupid idiot

The 80s vibes are too good

So far I am the most spooked by this little girl

Nope nope nope nope nope. I was not emotionally prepared for that and I’m not sure I can carry on. Yet another author I now have personal beef with.

Lol how did I never pick up on the fact that Percy says his eyebrows got singed off while he was in the St. Louis arch which means he’s literally running around with no eyebrows for the rest of the book