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Very VERY VERY good.

So far unimpressed. Not living up to my vacuum cleaner expectations.

Rn the main character just discovered that almond is the best of all the Dr bronner soaps 🙂‍↕️

I am a chaos oracle

Oxfords to not “stump along” nor is their shape indicative of an orthopedic sole?! This book so far is a game of life maxim bingo and also someone found a thesaurus and would like everyone to know they used it. Also NO ONE WEARS RED POODL SKIRTS ITS EITHER PINK OR BLACK IM GOING TO BURST A VEIN

No idea what’s happening but there are math word problems about trains

It is very embarrassing if you do not buy the correct tongs to serve your pastries to guests seamlessly. Then they will think about this failure for years.

Book of the year.

You’re supposed to pronounce kawai as ka-wa-we, which is news to me..,,

“He brings me roadkill as a nuptial gift…he knows me so well.”

Ok, anyone who has been through a church split needs to read this.

Too reformed.

Maybe this will get better, but right now he just sounds like my dad….