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Reading this book against my will -_-

Dun dun dun

Writing convincing dialogue in dialect is very hard, I’ve heard. There’s a lot of interesting stuff going on here. John Locke appears on a lake.

When you’re trying to scale a tree but you’re too short

So far I have learned that hobbits are supposed to be good at both 1) pickpocketing and 2) cooking large breakfasts with many eggs….

This audiobook narrator is truly doing the mostest SINGING the hobbit songs

Do NOT pepper me with questions about this book

This marriage is giving me anxiety

Very VERY VERY good.

So far unimpressed. Not living up to my vacuum cleaner expectations.

Rn the main character just discovered that almond is the best of all the Dr bronner soaps 🙂‍↕️

I am a chaos oracle

Oxfords to not “stump along” nor is their shape indicative of an orthopedic sole?! This book so far is a game of life maxim bingo and also someone found a thesaurus and would like everyone to know they used it. Also NO ONE WEARS RED POODL SKIRTS ITS EITHER PINK OR BLACK IM GOING TO BURST A VEIN

No idea what’s happening but there are math word problems about trains

It is very embarrassing if you do not buy the correct tongs to serve your pastries to guests seamlessly. Then they will think about this failure for years.