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read the introduction and i know the author's an academic because they couldn't resist the minimum four-syllable adjective that was entirely unecessary---i have not nor shall i ever regard the rate of data produced as "voluminous"

read the introduction and i know the author's an academic because they couldn't resist the minimum four-syllable adjective that was entirely unecessary---i have not nor shall i ever regard the rate of data produced as "voluminous"

ironic that this story begins with the protagonist gritting their teeth because the writing style made me do the same thing

If Vaishnavi has something to say you'd best believe I'm sitting down to hear it

i could not for the life of me tell you what's going on

The editorial choices are actual driving me crazy there are only so many words in bold or italics or capital letters or ellipses a person can take per chapter

i’d love it if we could get into the psychological burden violet must be feeling because everyone wants to murder her at any given moment, but sure, lets dedicate every fourth paragraph to how horny she is instead

first one had me locked in and as obsessed as I am with Azazel im fighting for my life to get through this one

Lucifer Morningstar: daddy’s favorite, most beautiful angel yet, stan-in-chief of God’s fan club, spokesperson for the “but why” toddler phase, also first individual to ever desperately need a prozac prescription

everybody who comes into contact with this guy says the vibes are off and yet? and YET????? "oh i realized later that the murder basement oven looked like it could fit a body" "this guy was buying a hospital's worth of chloroform every few weeks and lied about using it for science experiments " "this guy's goons tried to get me to open my locked door in the middle of the night and that was freaky" but it's FINE?????

i, too, would like to sleep for a thousand years to avoid the fact i fumbled a baddie

the first third of this could have been sponsored by planned parenthood they way everybody’s tossing contraceptives around

i JUST cracked the spine and Simon’s ass got me hooked again…im a fan for life i fear