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everyone get nicer to her NOW or i’m blowing this whole building up!!

i was planning on finishing this tonight but i just can’t deal with this rn, a twelve year old girl’s suicidal ideation isn’t really the distraction i need after the past few days

alright nobody move

Someone get me a time machine to the Bronze Age so I can beat up and possibly murder every single man in Greece

plot-wise it’s pretty good so far, the first chapters were great and i’ve enjoyed the slow build up to the actual plot from then on, but the prose is definitely a huge step down from the filigree street duology

fuck goodreads challenges forever man i just want this to be done

for the entire story so far to depend on how amazing this novel within in a novel is supposed to be you’d think those chapters would be slightly better than barely readable

i have six days to finish this until my next lit class i think i might be cooked guys

someone needs to take drastic measures against thorpe omg when will this man shut the fuck up

still thinking about stebbins’ “a touch of the lavender?” how does he know the lingo

twelfth night more like … gay night. amiright ladies

WAIT I JUST FOUND OUT wdym this is the same author as daddy alpha inventor of technology😭

is being an editor like not a job anymore

wdym her name is annabeth. that should be copyrighted

so this guy is literally just standing there behind his friend, not yet said a word or even told us his name, and Pais has already decided that she can tell he could “turn from neutral to deadly in a heartbeat”. leave him alone?? he is just standing??

what’s he calling her “precious” for. who invited gollum

on god i will crunch in those last five books before the thirty-first but i’m starting to think that continuing my tlt re-read maybe wasn’t the best choice to combine with this

every time joseph speaks i understand the literacy crisis is real and happing in my home. what the fuck is this man saying

in other words i finally get to catch up with sherlock & co tomorrow <3

when you’re on an incline but mcvries is speaking so you gotta lock in to listen to his life changing suicidal/homosexual lines