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I’m not even kidding, I stood up and RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHed at the Jezal cameo

I’ve got 101 feelings about this book and most of them are bad

gas gas gas gas

absolutely obsessed with this just btw

someone recategorize this to Horror please and thank you

A24 movie when???

“This is the age of the shrug. He knows I’ve heard all the stories about him and he doesn’t care. Our civilization could well die of indifference within it before succumbing to external attack.” How very PRESCIENT of you Herbert…

The ability to mansplain Dune to men gets me higher than all the spice in the world

Frank Herbert trying to expose how dangerous a Messiah figure is, and then also letting blind Paul absolutely aura farm for two chapters is so fucking funny

Dune 3 trailer so good I had to buy this in the airport bookstore

Ogopogo mention had me reliving 6 years of life in the Okanagan Valley like a war flashback

In my head I know I’m not supposed to be comparing this to Dungeon Crawler Carl, but in my heart I just know that Carl would have this shit sorted in 50 pages or less

reading this and rewatching Succession to enter the most cursed flow state

Granting myself a minor in Religious Studies after reading this book fr

“But it’s vile to live until seventy: better to live only to thirty - one can preserve a shadow of nobility.” I-

I’m retroactively diagnosing Dostoevsky with ADHD for this narrative whiplash

70 page crashout about the separation of church & state??? I’m seated.

Arin is the only fictional man I’ve ever wanted to have MORE POVs from, and for that Sara Hashem deserves a kiss on the mouth

I LOVE that this enemies to lovers subplot is just ragebaiter on ragebaiter violence

me trying to read this and not wish I was rereading The Cruel Prince again: 🙂👍👍

YES I SAW THE SHOW AND NOW I AM HERE LEAVE ME ALONE

There is no character I take less seriously in these books than fucking Gravy Boat

Uzi Jesus!!!!!!!!!!

Starting this series again feels like going back to my favorite drug

absolute motherFUCKING banger

Sabina recommend a book not about King Arthur challenge: impossible

I need to learn Vetusian to read this damn book

I love that while Res & Obiteum Vis are literally grinding away at solving the apocalypse, Luceum Vis is settling for being a farmer.

It’s giving Lincoln in the Bardo in ALL of the best possible ways

This book is so good. No thoughts, just jaw on the floor.