Dana > Recent Status Updates

is it really dusty in here or it just these two best friends seeing each other for who they are and being the soft place to land that’s making me cry???

what if I die tomorrow and I’m still a virgin?? you wouldn’t let that happen…would you 🥺

if there isn’t a bit of light stalking and at least one incendiary device, was it even the best date of your life?

“who finds antagonism sexy?” …well Orok I have a feeling you’re about to find out

just casually drops *bestselling author* even though his life is constantly in shambles and everyone thinks he’s a failure… pure sweet Zeb

A billionaire auctioning off his fortune by marrying off his ward… a tale as old as time. but if it comes with the illustrious, massive library stocked with your favorite books, well it’s enough to make even a gay man hesitate…

He falls asleep at Shakespeare, she almost kisses you in the cloakroom. He only talks with the boys at the garden party, she whoops your ass at badminton. He only cares about hunting on the overnight trip, she has you pushed up against the bookcase. Is it even a competition?

Yes, that twinkling look in your rival’s eyes when you catch her staring is just her being competitive and witty and clever… definitely nothing else going on there

what can mothers give their daughters if not their childhood trauma recycled?

this is so stinking cute !!

not where I thought this was headed…

well well well. What, or in this case who, do we have here?

And as a treat, we can get rid of Ethan Saltz.

“He wanted to know what it was like when relations weren’t hasty and shameful and soon forgotten.” 🥺

the push and pull of two men who are undeniably attracted to one another while simultaneously egregiously emotionally unavailable

“Jack nearly said so aloud, before deciding that criticizing a man’s valet had no part in a seduction.”

And that, kids, is why you don’t hookup with strangers at a work conference

dude you’ve known him for 48 hours, please remove the L-word from your vocabulary 🤨

I knew it was coming for one of them but BOTH … color me very surprised! Where’s book 2?

when “f*ck or die” meets “touch her and die”

“I’ve lived through some injustices in the last couple of centuries. Seen some fucking travesties. But one of the biggest, Oraya, is that anyone taught you that you should become anything other than exactly what you are.”

the tension, the banter, the unanswered questions, probing looks, and tentative alliance…I am EATING this up!

“God was stronger than me when he made Adam and didn’t fall in love with him.”

the boy tried to kill you but he’s also so pretty and the object of your lifelong obsession so why wouldn’t you follow him into the treacherously murderous garden?

really taking the whole locked in the haunted mansion like a sickly prisoner to billionaire pipeline pretty well

If you haven’t jumped off a roof to save your boss’s job and reputation, are you really that good of a secretary?

strictly professional a** eating 👀

among the roses indeed 😏