Dana > Recent Status Updates

maybe the nyc hustle culture isn’t all it’s cracked up to be and more people should move to rural Vermont to find their lumberjack soulmate…just a thought

seems like Griffin is in a bit of pickle…🤭

are they fighting or is it foreplay?

are they fighting or is it foreplay?

all the pickle puns 😂 I love a stubborn asshole4asshole but they’re both really softies underneath trope!

the tension, the chemistry, the yearning !! 😩😍

What do you mean he’s morally grey but loves animals and respects women and isn’t afraid of commitment and raised his sister ?? I’m really not seeing the issue here!

Of course he’s a spineless asshole, his name is CLINT !

well well well if it isn’t the consequences of your own actions

Because of course the grumpy tatted alpha is actually a softie underneath that tough exterior molded by major daddy issues 🙂‍↕️

Oh…ohh noo👀🫣

Has anyone told the truth a single time this entire book ??

I love a town vs gown dynamic

trapped in a log cabin because of an impending blizzard, off suppressants and going into heat, with your best friend’s quiet, hunky alpha brother trapped with you…what’s an omega to do?

a threesome, a yelled love confession, and a drug bust all in 24 hours…Dingly Heath isn’t so boring after all

when you think you b*tched your alpha best friend but you actually just b*tched yourself …

just because he’s a mess doesn’t mean he isn’t vicious

a rag tag team of screwups in a sleepy town… what could go wrong?

when you’re getting torn apart by monsters but the boy you’re crushing on tells you to take your shirt off to clean your wounds…sure why the hell not

“I think someday you’ll hate me. You’ll cut me open and find a garden of rot where my heart should be.” … “When I cut you open, all I’ll find is that we match.”

so many curious things…very curious though Andrew doesn’t seem like the most reliable narrator

does he want only omegas or does he want to be an omega (your omega)…🤔

😩 he builds her horse a shelter 😩 not because he likes horses 😩 but because he 😩 likes 😩 HER 😩

…maybe he can’t get it up🤔 or maybe it’s performance anxiety… either way it’s feeling like a little miscommunication trope coming on🙂‍↕️

A man goes to therapy and yet hasn’t unpacked ANYTHING

Charles brings up a good question…why does Eamon need to hide his Irish accent?? Especially if he’s actually so bad at hiding it…

Eamon is like REALLY bad at his job and actually an asshole…

In the last 300 years he has become a certified sexpert but still hasn’t figured out how not to bumble his way through a cover story… priorities am I right?

HOW DARE HE !! there had better be some serious groveling 😡😡