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me thinking “she needs to go to therapy, why does no one ever suggest therapy in a romance” … two pages later he’s telling her a good therapist would help, sorry for doubting you, king 🫡

nothing cures a migraine better than a *checks notes* orga- *double checks notes* -sm???

quick I need to kiss you to stop that woman from hitting on me instead of being a mature adult man and using my words to let her down !!

abandonment issues in the apocalypse…some things are innate to the human experience I guess

Cameron’s sarcasm in life-threatening situations is endearing if you ignore his absolute nihilism

“The U.S. Men’s soccer team isn’t anything to write home about.” WHACK EM AGAIN!

:( johannes is giving me all the angsty feels, I just want him to be loved loudly

OF COURSE HE’S READ PRIDE AND PREJUDICE !!!

might be room for three you say?

A woman in charge?? It couldn’t be

wait, the solution is to get fake gay married to the infamous pirate while also bringing along your ex-lover who is still very much in love with you and the two young shipmen you seemed to have adopted during the endless night of crime to throw away your entire life and save said pirate? Of course.

ah yes my favorite part of a forbidden romance histrom, the “but how will we make our lives work together??” conundrum !!

She’s surly and caustic and a bit mean and he’s entirely, hopelessly besotted (as he should be)

A dashing, charming rogue with a moral code? I’d be f*cked !!

walk him like a dog 🙂‍↕️

to be loved is to be known🥹

“Let me be the asshole. I’m good at it. You care about the world and I’ll care about you.” UGH I love an only soft for him mc 😩🥹🤭

A man who uses rage to hide how much he hurts for never being wanted meets a man who hides his rage at always being what everyone else wants and never getting seen in return… a match made in fake dating heaven

the way they chose each other and have stood by that decision and defend each other !! Especially Spencer, like that’s their man🥹

this book is really reminding why I LOVE MMM romance! Grae has done it again 🥹

well that’s certainly one way to find out your hot bodyguard you’ve been drooling over can actually shift into a big hairy wolf and he’s definitely been able to tell when you’re reading a spicy scene…

the definition of thief in the night

whatever the opposite of meet-cute is what that was and I’m upset 🥺

already lying to save your former fling from h*nging as a sodomitic pirate because he’s so pretty … I’m in

recreational supe baseball is to this world what Banana Ball is to our world 🙂‍↕️

what I would give to be adopted by Taron though !!

all I’m picturing is Anubis in a security guard uniform LOL

none of this feels casual…

things are getting realll….

a secret summer fling between a flighty playgirl and a prickly lover girl, what could go wrong?