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What the heck….

BTISTOL JUMPSCARE

Fraser is so real for that…I too am poor yet have expensive taste 😔

Nazi jumpscare…

TAYLOR SWIFT JUMPSCARE

Autistic…

HEY nothing wrong with being 5’3

Hey…nothing wrong with Chinese food…

“You think I’m like a baby deer on the side of the road but I need to learn to be a deer all on my own”

LMAOOOO YOU GO GIRL

Did Henry Cavill agree to this

THATS NOT WHAT TRAUMA BONDING MEANS

Is this like
Chuck tingle for mormons

Why do the characters turn into completely different people when it’s not their POV

“You wouldn’t cuddle a feral cat”

BOOOOOOOOO. Speak for yourself.

Elon?!?!?

Bogdan is peak malewife…

Jason and Connie…what if this crackship could work and by crackship I mean crack cocaine dealership

Kenny my sweet autistic child if anything happens to him I will end it all

"only God can kill Elizabeth" I'm actually not even sure God can kill her tbh

if the most prolific cocain dealer in the UK told me "No one is really straight, not deep down" I think I'd just take his word for it and not argue

WHEN WILL ED SHEERAN LEAVE ME ALONE

I too would should a man in the pp for watching a video on speaker in a cafe

Holy shit if someone would ignore a car bomb to come to my wedding I’d make them best man too

Who is Patrice again

Ummmm excuse me??!???

Oh they can say ass in this book. That’s a bad sign.

Maaaaan this guy SUCKS

I think these foreign people are just pre colonization Scottish dudes

I feel like he’s gonna die…again…

Why did they just spill his whole origin story lmfao