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“I am thy creature. I ought to be thy Adam; but I am rather the fallen angel, whom thou drivest from joy for no misdeed. . .I was benevolent and good; misery made me a fiend. Make me happy, and I shall again be virtuous.”

can you hear me repeatedly slamming my face on the floor

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If the Count had a soul he would be Peter Gabriel (I will not elaborate)

Read Jekyll and Hyde or watch the Star Trek episode where Kirk is split in two. This is better-written, but Shatner is funnier! And there’s a space dog.

(trans.: I spent all my literary criticism coins in class today—no Star Trek references were made in my seminar. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.)