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“‘Is that so bad?’ I asked myself out loud. I don’t need to tell you that no one answered.”

Heartbreaking

“I was born like that.”

Something about this book makes me feel like I’m being let in on a secret or an inside joke... but also oddly familiar at the same time

“I can’t add sourness to my sap anymore just to fit onto a menu in a restaurant for wimps.”

Update: not scary. Also I didn’t “get” it, and even if I did..I don’t think I would’ve liked it more

Is this too scary to start at 2AM?? Hmm...

I have decided to switch gears

*cracks knuckles* here we go

Maybe I’m missing something, but this kid should not be missing his CHEAP rent with his wages...

Also a whole paragraph ranting about trust fund babies when his mom is a doctor...

That’s it for me folks, I’m stopping here.

“Honestly, it scares me the way I end up living out the aftermath of decisions I don’t remember making”

Whyyyyyy does the protagonist insist on calling this other character by three different names?? It’s hard enough keeping up with the primary names of the three new characters introduced in this chapter

Yikes.. I thought it was a female narrator until more than few pages in.

Now I can’t help but notice the “I curse every other sentence to prove that I’m a male character” cliche. Kind of disappointing. Might stop reading this one

“Oliver might not follow my advanced vocabulary”

Yikes... a know-it-all character. What a great start

“Why anyone would ever pretend to be weak was beyond her.”

Oh nooooo. Another multiple POV book?? what are the odds of this??? Is this the new wave of books and I’m just now aware?

Squeeeeee. I’m excited!! Not sure if I’m ready for a trilogy yet, but we’re here, and we’re pumped

ugh.