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if u see this and think “wait didn’t she dnf this 6 months ago bc of the writing” shut up and mind ur business🫵🏻

shut the fuck up 🫵🏻

very aware this is based on oasis but tell me uve never heard a mancunian speak irl without telling me bc why is it reading like hes scouse AT BEST

this audiobook is creepy as hell

… i am so fucking confused right now

toxic lesbian vampires u say??? 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️!!!

listen, i hear the words “female rage” i will always be seated!!!!

i have never in my life had so much whiplash from plot twists in a thriller before i wish u could all see my notes app rn

i dont wanna jinx it or anything but i think this might be a 5 star

fuck it lets go

on the verge of dnfing im so sorry

popping my twilight cherry bc teenage me was a basic bitch and never read the popular books so now 27 years old me needs to catch up

🎧 is adam kay secretly will from the inbetweeners bc thats all i hear from him narrating

14 chapters in (audible pls for the love of god let me see % progress) when does tabitha become less insufferable🫩

I KNEW IT!!! I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!

NOT THE “WHO DID THIS TO YOU” 💀💀💀

listen… if u see this and know me irl mind ur fuckin business 🫵🏻

jessa… if ur not writing dh3 as we speak we are going to have a serious problem🫵🏻

6% in and hes already been compared to rhysand twice 🫩🫩🫩🫩

HE TOOK HER MAKEUP OFF AND DID HER SKINCARE WHILE SHES DRUNK GOOD GOD GET ME A KAI RHODES IMMEDIATELY!!!!

im sorry but i am this 🤏🏼 close to dnfing

deep breaths

6 whole years since i started reading regularly again and this will be my first ever stephen king book, who cheered!!!!

its time

raven why would u do this to me i have not stopped crying for the past 6 chapters!!!