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this is one of my least favorite MC divas unfortunately she has me hooting and hollering (negative)

the tv show really misses a certain style of hunger that all of the characters possess. no one is bearing their teeth in the show like this

HOODS TURNED HEROESSSSSSS

a girl sees one broadway musical

Boring men are boring, to no one's surprise

cuter cuter cuter

cute cute cute

i’ve had a ROUGH audiobook stretch recently so this is digging me out of that pit very nicely

forever obsessed with the nerd realizing that everyone else isn’t evil she’s just mean in her head trope

i hope someone cut jenny han a check for the plot of this book

Holy exposition, Batman! (this MC suxxxxxxxxx. reminds me a little too much of me in high school👎👎👎👎👎👎)

i love a boy yearner

okay maybe we’re cooking

i’m a little bored but i will finish out of sheer willpower

christopher briney is so bad at audiobook narration ❤️

with all sincerity, i hope grayson kills jameson

(i switched audiobook narrators) why doesn’t Jim Dale pronounce the T in Voldemort

if i was Crookshanks i would be so pissed off like i’m right ur wrong and also let me eat that stupid rat man

We simply do not give Harry enough credit for how much day-to-day turmoil he was living through simply for being a weird kid who had weird stuff happen to him. He was out here fighting for his life and not even because Voldy was around but because idiot Ernie Macmillian wouldn’t stop running his damn mouth

due in 6 minutes and i have an hour left. chat am i cooked

she’s so me unfortunately

i’m so bored but i’m too far in mama didn’t raise no quitter

AUDIOBOOK IS BACK BABY

this audiobook is due back in 29 minutes and i have 2 hours left rip

she’s not like other girls. she’s a lesbian and she’s worse.

I love them all. My kingdom for gwen and art

Weird little anti eating disorder PSA but this book is meant for girls 10 years younger than me so i should chill

Cute cute cute

MC being named jordan and going by jo and getting called jojo by her dad is a jumpscare

The tiktok reveal was one of the laziest plot twists this side of the mississippi. Why is she pretending like dale doesn’t film every waking second of his life