Amber de gama > Recent Status Updates

I HATE the mc so much, “my mom and sister died and now imma use the one wish that could change the world to resurrect them” boe hoe, go cry about it bitch. Of all the hypocritical, selfish bullshit she could’ve been planning this takes the crown

If Silas ends up being an evil bitch, I told you so (if not everyone just needs to forget I ever said this)

I’m just gonna completely ignore that Kealis’ hair is supposed to be till his shoulders and I’ll just imagine him like Jinshi from the apothecary diaries cuz who’s gonna stop me?

Someone needs to start paying Hazan more for his day job

Oh de YEARNING van die ginger man is op een nieuw niveau

Hmmmm I just love the taste of strongly queer coded codependent mortal enemies

I’m sure none of this would’ve happened if these two evil men would’ve just kissed

The art style is so beautiful I cannot stop staring

I’m desperately trying to ignore that his name is Koen and trying to make it sound edgy and English instead of stupid and Dutch

I hope Ali Hazelwood’s husband eats her out every night cuz this shit is hitting the spot

Ohhh the bum fuck loser has killed his entire family against his will.. that’s rough buddy, I’m so sorry I called you a loser

In Vera’s woorden, de love interest is oprecht een bum fuck loser en ik kan hem gw fysiek niet sexy vinden en het hindert mijn leesprocess

“His hobbies consisted of drinking alcohol and enthusiastically doing nothing” me too man, me too

How do you expect me to take the love interest seriously when he had a scene where he walked outside, shivered because it was too cold, said “I’m not made for this” and walked back inside. Yeah no, me too dude, me too

“Was there someone to comfort you when he died?” “Yes, in a way.” “I’m glad you weren’t alone.” NOOOO DAMEN, it was CLEARLY his pedophile, rapist, incest-committing uncle who was “comforting” him, I can just feel it

Damen is the most pathetic man for his blond bitch boy, I feel deep kinship for him

“I know I was never good enough.” “Neither was your brother” is an INSANE comment to make to the man who’s brother you killed, damen

Oh how I love insane blond bitch boys

Haters would say that they’ve only known each other for one day and they can’t be in love already, but frankly I couldn’t give less of a fuck cuz they’re both really sexy and I love seeing sexy people win

This book is SEVERELY speaking to the bisexual in me

Oh the yearning is strong with this one

The way I would crash the fuck out if I was Ox rn, I would become an actual danger to society

If everyone is happy and in love why are there still 400 pages left???? Do NOT play with me bitch

Homosexuals have ruined my life since the birth of Jesus Christ

Homosexuality hasn’t peaked like this since the historic event of Andrew Minyard and Ronan Lynch

Unfortunately I cannot ever be casual about love triangles, I always have to hate one of them with the fire of a thousand suns and love the other like I birthed them myself

I was told this would be a love triangle but I swear to god if that creepy ass powerhungry, selfish, evil prince would appear within 50 miles of me I would canonfire his ass back to hell