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THESE PEOPLE ARE SO ANNOYING!!!

Just an idiot

Paz is so annoying

This is actually kind of shit

Yeah I hate her

I kind of hate the sister...

omg my teacher won't stfu

I think I actually hate him

omg this book makes me so angry for no reason

“Why am I doing this?” Clovis asked someone. “Moving heaven and Earth to get her some run-down heap of nuts and bolts that will probably permanently seize up as it walks through the door? Or at some other, more poignant, crucial moment. Oh, more! More! Sorry, honey, my spring’s bust.”


CLOVIS MY BELOVED

“Why am I doing this?” Clovis asked someone. “Moving heaven and Earth to get her some run-down heap of nuts and bolts that will probably permanently seize up as it walks through the door? Or at some other, more poignant, crucial moment. Oh, more! More! Sorry, honey, my spring’s bust.”

CLOVIS MY BELOVED

AAAAAAAAAAAA AGDFUHP7RWTDYIHYFRASTFUOHIGDGFSFYHOHOFUDUGIHO HTTT GRTRRRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AUGHGE4GHGGAAAAAGHYUIBGTRRGUUUUAAAGRREEEAAAAGGRTGYYHJJFSYO OHUEHUEHYEHUEHUEHUE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQQQQAAAAAAA AAAAAAAFRRRFFAAKKKKKKKKRREAAAAAAAAAAAA AH AH AH FFFFFFFFFFFFGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

anyways,
I am getting way too invested in this book

My mother looked at me, her long turquoise nail on the lift button. “Darling, I do hope, since you haven’t yet found a lover, that you’re masturbating regularly, as I suggested.”

SO I WAS LISTENING TO THE AUDIOBOOK AND I GOT TO THE PART WHERE SHE MEETS THE ROBOT GUY AND SHE'S UNASHAMEDLY GLARING AT HIM AND HE'S LIKE "WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH STARING AT ME?" AND WALKS UP TO HER AND IS LIKE "WASSUP BABY GIRL" AND SHE'S SO HORNY SHE LOSES HER SHIT AND STARTS SOBBING AND LITERALLY TELLS HIM THAT HE'S THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER AND HE JUST LOOKS AT HER LIKE "GRRRRR", DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING,

god this book is so obnoxious

why do book characters pick out the UGLIEST clothes?