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“fuck you.”

“you want to know what the funny thing is, sam? if you weren’t so hung up on your ex-girlfriend, you could”

hoooooly fuck

i have low hopes for this

picture this:
i have an aversion to poetry, but an even greater hatred for doomscrolling. i take the greatest shower of my life, throw on my fluffy, emerald robe, and lay down in bed.

i could scroll, or i could read. this poetry book has been sitting next to my bed for weeks. i grab a pencil (a god damn wooden pencil) and begin annotating. i get six poems in before i am absolutely floored.

i like poetry.

i’m just using goodreads like my personal diary today but i must alert the press to say that i absolutely detest a third act breakup, and i feel one brewing here

currently still in a session of reading this but HELLO IRIS AND STEVIE CAMEO?!!?? 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 oh my god this is the best day ever

i accidentally spent my entire morning reading this, but i hit the first sex scene and at the mention of safe words, i knew i had to give it a rest.

some notes thus far:
-this is my kind of book! curvy brunette with bangs baking pies and sewing?? ooooh boy
-donna reed was mentioned, i appreciate that. giving very somewhere that’s green from little shop
-i didn’t think i was going to like this, but why doubt AHB?

the proposition of mutual masturbation during sex is a tasteful addition to the usual smut you’d expect in romance novels

oh cause you know rachel lacey is gonna do it every time

yes, i’ve read this book before, but my hands are currently reaching through the screen and shaking both of them and screaming “FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS ISNT A REAL THING!!!!! GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!”

is it going to get better

yeah i think i hate this book

whoever shelved this in the lgbtq+ section of half price books committed a crime

i don’t want to finish this book, it’s so good

god i missed mamrie

sapphic country singer? bitch sign me up this is prime time mary content

mamrie listing off patsy, loretta, tammy, and dolly was awesome and targeted- following it up with jo dee and and wynona judd was even better

mamrie is awesome, i forgot how much i missed consuming her content

i could’ve read the first one, but in the art of mamrie i am choosing chaos!

fun fact: she was one of my favorite youtubers

hmm whatever

yeah i'm probably going to like this one

not one character in this book has made a sane and rational choice

may a love like this never find me 🚬

lowkey crazy that this is local literature

didn’t know who this was until she mentioned megababe, which is a brand i’ve definitely eyed before… new influencer unlocked though, love this book so far!! also, what a bomb ass audiobook narrator

this book is like 80% “that’s a lot of admin” repeated over and over… also who the fuck is emrata??? in no way am i the target audience for this book, i got no clue why i started it

i know absolutely nothing about these girls, but i do know that i've seen one of them make tiktoks about how she has beef with john mayer and i can relate to that

(p.s. for two people who seem to have a pretty solid career in yapping, they respectfully need to up the audiobook game a little)

i grabbed it because i saw "rust belt" and "femme" and i was sold, but holy shit!!! ohio author W! (i also like the recommended readings in the back, im shelving those rn)

me when i think every book would be better as an audiobook (who would've thought!)... no fr though, these characters lowkey need some life put into them. their bit is kind of getting old for how not charming they are

religious trauma final boss

HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL!!!! AVOIDANT FEMMES ARE SO SCARY!!!!