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I feel like this is winding down but I'm only at 70%! What happens?! The anticipation is killing me!

"Wow," he says. "You're kind of my hero. You just roasted a dead guy."

Bwahahaha!

Why does he have to be hung up on Sophie? Why can't he get with May? : (

Only six percent in and I've already laughed out loud more times than I can count! This is a riot!

"Listen, don't take this the wrong way, but you have repeat customer all over you, so you should know we're open 24/7. Which means you don't have to buy us out of stock right now. Also, at midnight the candy bars go on sale - 2 for 1."
"Do I look like the sort of person who'd go out at midnight for a sale on candy bars?!"
"Oh yeah."
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Did. Not. See. That. Coming.

OMG no. No, no, no. Tell me this isn't happening. I NEVER SAW THIS COMING!

How am I already this far in? It's gone by so quickly. I feel so invested in these characters.

I feel like this was a little slow to get going but boy, I cannot put this down; It's incredible! Suanne Laqueur is such a gifted writer. Some of these scenes are so intricately described and so beautifully rendered they have me in tears. I don't feel like I'm reading about these characters I feel like I'm one of them.

I saw this coming.... oh geeze, what now?!

How am I only at 20%?! I feel like I've been reading for days!

We drove to Sean's house and he came out and looked at the black Ford quizzically. "What've you got there?" "Actually, it's Christ," Con said. "What?" "The banner. From Sacred Heart. We stole it," I said. He looked at us with what can only be described as awe. "Off the building?" "Yep." "You kidnapped CHRIST?!" "You've heard of grand theft auto," Con said. "This is grand theft God."

hahahaha this is so funny! "I thought Con was the most sophisticated girl I'd ever met... She actually knew Conde Nast was a person... and she knew a lot of real neat stuff about sex. She's the one who taught me to say, "oh, don't have an orgasm!" When I first met Con freshman year I thought an orgasm was some kind of big monkey."

Hi Friends! Does anyone know if there's a way to add previously read books that I have re-read this year into the goodreads challenge? I thought about changing the "date read" but will that affect challenges from previous years? THANKS!

Geeze finally! 53% and we switch to his perspective.

he didn't need to be the boy that hung out with the weird girl that didn't talk.