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Mull is travelling on a dangerous expedition into the center of the earth with 7 people, and he seems to only know three of their names? No wonder they [redacted]

I didn't even realise the sapphics liked each other like that and suddenly they're sleeping together lmao

Thassir seems hot, I'm getting hot vibes

For a book called The Gods Below (and don't get me wrong something is definitely happening below), the Gods are currently very much on the surface

whatever floats your boat I guess, even if that is, um, a bacteriophage?

I don't think I've read a romance where the main characters first impression of the love interest is that he's boring, and her family agree, poor dude

The reason she left town and doesn't have much of a relationship with her sister or parents is because they're too nice? Please tell me there's more to it than that 😭

i always get to a point with mythology books where they have to actually get on with the mythology bit and i'm like oh but the rest was more interesting