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natalie zander is on page 245 of 482 of Long Bright River

liz moore your power over me needs to be studied

— Apr 29, 2026 07:35PM Add a comment

natalie zander is 61% done with The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #9)

read over half of this before learning there’s a book 8.5?!?! standby…

— Apr 28, 2026 05:30PM Add a comment

The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #9)

natalie zander is on page 63 of 482 of Long Bright River

been slacking on my reading but I have faith in dear lizzie to get me back up to speed

— Apr 26, 2026 07:02PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 533 of 1344 of Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

brandon has lost his damn mind

— Apr 21, 2026 02:46PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 486 of 1344 of Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

stressy!!

— Apr 18, 2026 07:54PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 298 of 343 of The Ending Writes Itself

living for the SJM dig hehe

— Apr 17, 2026 07:42PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 164 of 343 of The Ending Writes Itself

consider my jaw dropped

— Apr 16, 2026 04:08PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 448 of 1344 of Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

a little microdose of brandon, as a treat

— Apr 15, 2026 07:40PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 94 of 343 of The Ending Writes Itself

the knives out vibes are STRONG (just missing chris evans… which is an unfortunate loss)

— Apr 15, 2026 04:00PM 1 comment

natalie zander is 81% done with Everything I Need I Get from You

glad to know I wasn’t alone in having a fine line release night crashout over one of its songs (cherry for me, to be so lonely for kaitlyn)

— Apr 13, 2026 05:40AM Add a comment

natalie zander is 47% done with Everything I Need I Get from You

re: the chapter titled “trash,” hey so, why am I crying

— Apr 09, 2026 04:14PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 277 of 476 of Project Hail Mary

spent probably 4 hours of my transatlantic flight reading all of these pages and I think that was an excellent way to go about this book

— Apr 08, 2026 11:05AM Add a comment

natalie zander is 21% done with Everything I Need I Get from You

i was justtt outside of the 1D fandom so a lot of these in-jokes are lost on me… had this book been written about Bastille though… it would be my book, like I’d be the author it’d be mine

— Mar 31, 2026 03:28PM Add a comment

natalie zander added a status update

daniel just told me about the new john green coming out in september. john’s first adult fiction novel. i’m feeling completely normal about this. completely.

— Mar 31, 2026 11:08AM 2 comments

natalie zander is on page 231 of 352 of Girl on Girl: How Pop Culture Turned a Generation of Women Against Themselves

*** ****** jumpscare

— Mar 30, 2026 04:14PM Add a comment

Girl on Girl: How Pop Culture Turned a Generation of Women Against Themselves

natalie zander is on page 417 of 1344 of Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

maya my babygirl you’ve come so far <333

— Mar 29, 2026 07:03PM Add a comment

natalie zander is 32% done with The Hostile Hospital (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #8)

if I’m ever caught w/o a book I can always count on sir snicket to come in clutch 🙂‍↕️

— Mar 25, 2026 03:24PM Add a comment

The Hostile Hospital (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #8)

natalie zander is on page 327 of 1344 of Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

hey so when did this become a horror novel because good lord I am PETRIFIED

— Mar 22, 2026 06:19PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 175 of 352 of Girl on Girl: How Pop Culture Turned a Generation of Women Against Themselves

I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!!!!!

— Mar 20, 2026 03:47PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 113 of 352 of Girl on Girl: How Pop Culture Turned a Generation of Women Against Themselves

for someone who doesn’t even watch reality tv, I’ve sure been immersed in a LOT of its drama today 🫥

— Mar 19, 2026 03:47PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 230 of 1344 of Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

just what Urithiru was missing: an HVAC system

— Mar 19, 2026 04:53AM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 174 of 1344 of Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

since when is brandon spicy

— Mar 17, 2026 08:44PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 53 of 352 of Girl on Girl: How Pop Culture Turned a Generation of Women Against Themselves

one more mention of the thong song and I’m gonna lose it (I can only think about m*tth*w m*rris*n)

— Mar 12, 2026 08:24PM 1 comment

natalie zander is on page 230 of 323 of Lost Lambs

can’t tell if this is trying too hard or not enough

— Mar 08, 2026 08:18PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 169 of 323 of Lost Lambs

perry as in winkle but it should be perry as in platypus

— Mar 07, 2026 08:43PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 107 of 323 of Lost Lambs

the gnat bit was annoying until I understood it and now I think it’s sorta genuis

— Mar 06, 2026 08:51PM 2 comments

natalie zander is on page 131 of 1344 of Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

end of day one and zoo wee mama I am SCARED

— Mar 04, 2026 07:26PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 92 of 1344 of Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

HUGEEE moment from shallan and we’re not even 100 pages in… I’m so frightened of what’s to come

— Mar 03, 2026 07:01PM Add a comment

natalie zander is on page 274 of 337 of A Man Called Ove

as if there wasn’t enough to hate about bureaucracy already

— Mar 02, 2026 07:30PM Add a comment

natalie zander is 74% done with The Vile Village (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #7)

an absolutely abysmal day on public transportation led to this percentage

— Mar 02, 2026 04:45PM 1 comment

The Vile Village (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #7)

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