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Red fish, green fish, blue fish, UGH the overly simplistic writing style of this book makes me want to stab myself!

"Grandfather, were you once the pilot?"

GwAnDfAthEr were YuO oNcE tHe PiWot uWu ?!? Shut the fuck up cassia, why would your grandfather let his kids be raised in the horrible society then??

"pussy cave"

LOL

Also, for all Mr Jensen insists he's an excellent dad -- let's face it, if he's any good at CEO-ing, then he absolutely was not an excellent dad.

Alright, Tom Ford suits cost about $5,000. That's a lot for an everyman like myself. That's chump change for a billionaire. My point stands.

He owns so many Tom Ford suits. They literally sell Tom Ford at Dillard's. Couldn't a richer-than-God billionaire CEO afford something nicer than Tom Ford?

Called it. She is baby momma.

Jensen has a secret baby with Vanessa. Calling it right now.

I'm guessing on the percent because I'm too lazy to calculate it out

It's been a few days since I read this and I'm in a pretty dull place in the book

Can't remember if they've boned yet or not??????

I am going to say it right now, if my brother is "fucking" somebody, I wouldn't wanna know, and I definitely wouldn't be prying as hard as possible to find out the dirty details. Morgan is weird AF.

NO WAY is a dude who's richer than God cumming inside a girl he barely knows. NO WAY.

NO WAY is a dude who's richer than God cumming inside a girl he barely knows. NO WAY.

Hi, where R all these these sexy hot 29-year-old billionaires who think only with their dick and have lots of money to burn? Asking.......for a friend.

Alright, color me impressed. We got a whole chapter of male love interest POV without him mentioning his cock or how much he wants to plow a random woman.

Nooooooo it's a dual-POV. Noooooooo

Sooooooo..... Already we can tell the MC is a total genius. She was screwing/in love with her college professor, and upon finding that he was cheating she dropped out of the last year of her FUCKING PHD PROGRAM and skipped town.

Here we have Genius McGee who has purchased a wedding ring for a girl who is NOT interested in him.

Contrived cowboy smut let's GOOOOO

A guy possessing the body of a 2-year-old just asked for a hand job. I am done. I am fucking done. This book is trash.

I'm choosing to lie in bed staring at cracks in the ceiling rather than read. I think it's time to DNF but momma didn't raise no quitter.......

"Irritation is like a bull with horns, ram, ram, ramming my calm facade."

Irritation is like a mosquito whizzing around my skull as I am forced to take in this shitty prose with my own 2 eyes, which sit in my face like 2 glimmering sunsets, sobbing harder than the passion of a thousand suns.

"Punch, punch, duck. Punch, punch, kick. Punch, punch--wow!"

She's trying to convey a fight scene (but doesn't know how.) God, what a Shakespearean description.

Ten: how many seconds before I DNF

This is the WORST fucking prison in the history of time. It took them like 10 seconds to riot and kill all the guards.

Aaaaaaaaand she's describing her dad as sexy.

Lol, she has heterochromia

I don’t know how I've made it this far but I can feel my brain cells dying en masse with each word I read

Cab Johnson is tired of all your shit

This Chance Creek place is described as a little "nothing" town but damn, they've got their own Jane Austen reality show, giant family rivalry, meth gang, dozens of massive beautiful ranches, and sexy, washboard-ab Navy Seals growing on trees by the hundreds.