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his students don’t swear at him? hm. doubtful. especially in middle school science class. surely at least ONCE

Abby preened. “You asked who could tell you the radius of Earth. Trang can tell you. I answered correctly.”

this gives me the same energy as ally’s answer of ‘brennan :)’ to the question, ‘who can make the loudest sound on a gong?’ in game changer’s ’second place’ ep

i’m enjoying this so far but it’s so clearly not what my brain feels like reading rn so it’s feeling like a slog … going to put it on the backburner for a bit and pick something else up.

i think that’s the quickest i’ve ever seen a book get to a blowjob scene, good lord

nvm i’m experiencing the horrors again

“donut was alone, and i would do whatever it took to get to her. whatever it took.” and i remember when he made us think he didn’t even care about her (much) 😭😭😭

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jesus fucking christ. when this book kicks off, it really fucking kicks off. i just feel like i got run over by a steamroller, and i have 40% left

i deserve financial compensation for having to read the word ‘nussy’. and for writing it in this update. and subjecting you all to this word, too.

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slowed down a lot because work has been insane and will only get more insane, but this is a good break from that when i have the energy to read

multiple factions suing to stop carl shenaniganing, and the ai being like “heyyyy here’s pics of their mothers and also stock in their companies now show daddy ur feet >:)” in response will never not be funny. and they don’t learn their lesson !!! they’re still suing over more shenanigans lmao

miriam my beloved 🥺

big tina i love u gworl. u deserve to dance 💃🏻🦖

i never claimed to be a smart person

“[…] you’re still soft.” “no. not anymore.”

good puppy

“you’re a rot upon the bloom.”

dirigible is fun to say

nice