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The graduation scene gutted me.

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“Flooded my basement”? Wtf

“Melissa was all clit-er and no substance.

“Melissa is a vegetarian so I hope you like seafood.“

I think I’d like the audio better with a different reader. Krystal Hammond keeps dropping the ‘g’ at the end of words. In a book about musicians, there is a lot of ‘seen’ (sing) and ‘seener’ (singer) to bother me.

“So you finally decided to come over to the cool side of the Kinsey scale. Welcome, we have flags and the best agenda ever.” 🤣

The narrator for Lan has a soothing voice but speaks too slowly for my taste, especially for má’s dialogue.

“I’m just jumping on her like a dieter would a hot dog.”