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i'm reading this for my early women writers class and i'm so terrified how tf do you read old books they make no sense

bro i literally hate dain so hard

GO HOMEEEE
NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE

bitch y'all were right to hype this up i'm so invested rn

he's still being a dick bro what the hell

so far i am not having a good time
i'm trying to get through it and get to the part where damien stops being an insufferable dick

i think pünd is gonna be our fun cool detective man

i said that i was turning over a new leaf and that i was gonna start reading mysteries and thrillers (i put like a bunch on hold and there's like 5 thriller books in my kindle rn) but... yeah obviously that is not happening atm
why WHYY does any type of romance have a chokehold on me ?? whyyyyy

i just wanna hug everyone and tell them to communicate their feelings in healthy ways

i was so excited for this and now i'm extremely sad

i'm dnfing this the mcs both have the same names as my brothers and i don't wanna torture myself like that😖

damnit he has anxiety so i'm automatically in love w him

idk how timothy is going to make me like a rich white man but we'll see

oh my god i'm bored why has nothing happened yet like he hasn't even seen ward again jesusss

love how extremely obvious this 'mysterious' town is

officially on a roan parrish binge 😁😁

GOD DANTE IS SUCH A WHORE

why didn't he tell her?????? bc his friend was drunk??? he could've brought up that conversation again when she came back so EASY! that shit was vital! fucking! information! and then she could've shared her secret like OH MY GOD these bitches better work on their goddamn communication

ok not know ur enemies but blackmail/threatening i still claim being right about that

but i gotta say dante's secret is making me feel better about kitarni not telling him about her deal w literal DEATH and all that jazz cuz i was starting to feel a little weird about it but not anymore like yess secrets all around

ok i was basically right about baba yana/gaga being the like cultist leader i'm fully claiming that

but i have been bamboozled! swindled! duped and booped! dante's mom!!!!
i think he was still in contact w her as a know ur enemies type deal or smth like that, our lil simp isn't that nefarious to be like actually a cultist

baba yana is the dark witch or related to her or smth
definitely connected to her (i'm leaning towards that she literally IS her, maybe weakened for years and getting her power back now or smth, maybe connected to kit turning 18 bc of her fate or whatever)

AND I WAS ROGHT ABOUT IVAN BEING IN LOVE WIFH HIS MOM I AM A GENIUS!!!!!

and i was right!!! duh
plus i was right about him originally thinking it was michael

bro the call is coming from inside the house

ivan ordered the hit on his dad bc he was jealous of his family and wanted like all the power for himself and that's why they only talk about revenge instead of like anything else AND didn't she say that alex's dad and him had a falling out or smth? maybe over alex's mom? he did it yep he did

rereading the brown sisters!! woohoo!!!

and DUH i was right like what? like what class?

LIKE I ALWAYS I AM

i'd bet u my fucking head that they're like fated mates or smth like that
EVIDENCE
- he didn't want to meet her at first, why would he know about her? they're meant for each other
- that's prob why he fell on her lawn too
- the comment about they can't divorce, bc they're bonded for life or whatever
- grandma and him swapping looks bc she can tell their mates and he knows and she knows and gracie doesn't

YESS BITCH FUCKING KNEW IT
zoltev whatever is leige motherfucker and i am ALWAYS right

i think the former king is the leader of the volgar, and the change into a bird man is bc of mom's curse and is what's happening to tiras

and bitch I KNEW IT
fucking killian the orchestrator bitch i am always ALWAYS right

chap 17
duh i was right bitch obviously