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i’m not really vibing with this one so far. i don’t think the audiobook narrator is helping with things rip

i actually love the dynamic between connie and ibrahim

i have a theory as to who the culprit is… i wonder if i’ll be proven correct or not

what the fuck 😭 same energy as walter watching and letting jane die… i genuinely have no idea how this is going to end now

‘Power built on totalitarian principles cannot admit its mistakes. To admit a mistake is to show weakness, to back down. To lose. This power sees conspiracy everywhere behind its back, so it lives with its head turned backwards, checking that no one is following it, that no one is dreaming up a revolution.’

Lawyer for the defence: ‘Have you seen a doctor?’
‘The divine energy of the holy spirit is stronger than any doctor,’ the candle-tender said.
‘Why hasn’t the divine energy of the holy spirit healed you?’ the lawyer asked.
‘Strike the question,’ the judge said.

beyond ridiculous omg

‘You mean they take you out for walks? How often?’
‘Every day.’
‘My, it sounds just like a health spa!’
‘Want to trade places with me?’

as if that isn’t the bare fucking minimum?! also lol, what an icon

‘Good people invited us to stay with them in secluded places. But that would be voluntary exile. […] We didn’t start this whole thing just to disappear.’

worst-case scenario: 4 stars

the museum of whatnot: 4 stars

go, fight, win: okay i mostly skimmed this one because i really wasn’t vibing with it. 2 stars

oh, this is so well done. fully understand the hype around this author so far

the choir director affair (the baby’s teeth): 2 stars

the shooting man: 2 stars

tunnelling to the centre of the earth: 3.5 stars

mortal combat: 3.5 stars (i think?)

birds in the house: 3 stars

the dead sister handbook: 2 stars

blowing up on the spot: 3.5 stars

couple content warnings for this one

grand stand-in: 4 stars

‘If I still had the same relationship to the world, it would’ve been much less hassle. But that wasn’t an option, that’s not how it works, I didn’t go through all this just for more of the same. I did it for a new life, for the adventure. I think that’s what makes them so mad.’

more toxic lesbian books pls !!!

“Deleting a blog isn’t that unusual. I mean, I deleted the Evangelion analysis blog I kept back in secondary school.”

stop lol i keep being reminded of evangelion recently… might press the fuck it button and do a rewatch

nah fuck off that did not just happen

“You’ll make someone a fine wife someday. You’ll be a fine woman someday.”

ew

made it to the endgame wooooo

this has so far been terrifying, infuriating, and disgusting in equal measures