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i hope stacey is the one to kill chris

i wanna see some more affection between them, rather than just… seggsual activities 😩

i’m so sorry but the nipple and belly button piercings just jump scared me… personally… no thank u

oh god i just know this is going to fucking slap

i’m so sorry but i’m getting the ick

what da fuck just happened

oh my god i actually guessed it right

alister you fucking disgust me 🤢🤢

“Hate me later. Hell, I’ll even let you punch my face. But right now, I want you sitting on it.”

oh my god fucking damn 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

well that was a bit naughty… but like why is he humping the air 😭😭

why r there so many missing question marks arggghhh

oh my god why is this so dense

finally coming back to this… i think my brain is charged up enough to process what the fuck is going on

oh he uploaded the file didn’t he 😬🙊

some shit is most definitely about to go down 😬

why are men irl nasty steaming piles of dog shit and not like alex corbeau-green

OH MY GOD not him revealing he’s been having naughty dreams about her over email… actually my favourite micro trope ever 🤭🤭🤭

i’m literally slowly fusing with my bed after spending the whole day devouring this it’s genuinely unhealthy

i already have several questions…

this is actually insane

what the actual fuck am i getting myself into

can’t wait for hauth to die

oh my god ione i take back everything i ever said about you i’m here for u girl ✋😭😭