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lmaokellan is starting The Sun Down Motel

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— Jan 01, 2026 03:01PM Add a comment

lmaokellan is starting 10 Things I Want to Do Before I Turn 40

i picked this up months ago but never finished lol time to binge

— Dec 23, 2025 03:04PM Add a comment

lmaokellan is 30% done with The Memory Police

— Dec 22, 2025 03:40PM Add a comment

lmaokellan is 30% done with My Heart Is a Chainsaw (The Indian Lake Trilogy, #1)

— Dec 19, 2025 06:33AM Add a comment

lmaokellan is 20% done with My Heart Is a Chainsaw (The Indian Lake Trilogy, #1)

idk if its just me reading in a daze but its confusing to follow for some reason. similar problem with his other book, i was a teenage slasher. more confusing to imagine in my head rather than follow i guess

— Dec 18, 2025 03:38PM Add a comment

lmaokellan is on page 287 of 406 of Masters of Death

a buddhist could win the game

— Dec 18, 2025 02:30PM Add a comment

lmaokellan is on page 52 of 406 of Masters of Death

i dont need everyones life story also the dialogue tags and overuse of gerunds make this unreadable once you notice the repetitive sentence structures

— Dec 18, 2025 12:31PM Add a comment

lmaokellan is on page 10 of 406 of Masters of Death

as a lover of wryly used adverbs and descriptors as well as em-dashes LAY OFF THEM and the italics too

— Dec 18, 2025 12:06PM Add a comment

lmaokellan is 60% done with The Pallbearers Club

this is like casual weird not the competitive weird i thought itd be

— Dec 15, 2025 02:05PM Add a comment

lmaokellan is 45% done with The Pallbearers Club

reading this with sensory issues involving fabric on skin and arteries wasnt a good idea but we ball

— Dec 15, 2025 01:42PM Add a comment

lmaokellan is 16% done with Witchcraft for Wayward Girls

horribly visceral and brutal even in the beginning because the real horror is adults abandoning kids

— Dec 11, 2025 05:44PM Add a comment

lmaokellan is 30% done with The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

still astounded that this author isnt a teenage girl or old lesbian

— Dec 01, 2025 08:49AM Add a comment

The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

lmaokellan is 75% done with The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO HIM???? the true autistic solidarity experience was getting overstimulated by his narration alongside him

— Nov 30, 2025 01:20PM Add a comment

lmaokellan is 20% done with The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

actually emotional hes just a weird kid 😭😭😭😭😭 why tf does everyone hate him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i mean i was also quite Special so the adults in the situation piss me off even more

— Nov 28, 2025 05:48PM Add a comment

lmaokellan is 15% done with The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

people mean asf to christopher, i wouldve called him cool if i was in the book smh. grown adults in horror/mystery/thriller fiction are the worst people

— Nov 28, 2025 05:40PM Add a comment

lmaokellan is 45% done with Yr Dead

very )#(*$=+$() writing.... i should reread afterwards to appreciate it more.... very arresting and has a certain gravitas to it ive only seen in the writing of sad queers

— Nov 24, 2025 07:55PM Add a comment