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this is so technoblade core... mh foster you wouldve been a great sbi fic writer on ao3 in 2020 in another lifetime

oomf gave me a copy to buddy read im so fucking mad Nathan you will pay for your crimes when we read and its as excruciatingly awful as watching heated rivalry 😹😹😹😹

HES WASIAN?

???? its 1.2k pages of epub on my ipad??????? What do you need to say to make it this long is this danmei???? is this 2ha???? stop playing with me

somehow for such a wacky premise this is unbelievably boring

you can tell hes a white gay because he called italian men handsome

we live in different worlds bc my high school loved band and dissed football but also my homecoming dance cost SIXTY DOLLARS so i wouldnt know

someone should write ME into a love triangle.. and then both of them can make out with each other instead #screwbella

if youre a rich LA private school student you have to at least be smart but these kids are BUMSSS its embarrassing that MY shitty public school outperformed them in every way

"pipers awfully savvy at this murder thing" and its just her using deductive thinking and god forbid thinking critically

these people being MY age disgusts me so profoundly omfg kill all LA socialites

"that was one hard AP psych test, bro" tells me all i need to know about these bums

why is this book sympathizing with the author whose career is built off exploiting families of true crime victims now BOOOOOOOO at least be interesting about it

trauma or whatever Oh my god just go kill that man

sensationalized true crime is the devil

"i never had a name. i never had a natural physical form. i never had dreams or friends... i am all of these people, and no matter what we do, there is no coming back from what we did." SYSTEM AI............

MY PONYYYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

should i just off myself.

ch 57 absolute cinema.

system ai in dcc 7: "im telling them that all is forgiven, and if they try to hurt either of you outside the confines of my game, i will pull his intestines out through his hair follicles. all of them, all at once. youre welcome." YAYYYYYYYY

system ai i was gonna say carl will never let you hit... but idk. He might actually.

"you like me. you didnt leave the first chance you got... but not you. not good ol carl. good. good boy." ??????????????? Ok

im the number one fan of system ai

this seems to be the case for every book but the description Jesus christ is carl going to kill himself

system ai's back is supposedly 30.004861 cm and carl's foot is also said to be 30.004861 cm. This can only mean one thing in korea

pony 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭