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I actually think no one should be allowed to put words together as well as Colson Whitehead

Protagonist has already lost me by deciding to watch Call Me By Your Name with her PARENTS

How did it take me this long to figure out this was basically a vore book jesus christ

This book is INSANE

Crazy when the book set at Oxford mentions places at Oxford! Shout out to the tutorial I did on the Pitt Rivers Museum

Did not mean to rate this before I finished it but it’s a fair prediction of my final rating

Copaganda already going strong…..

I genuinely think William S. Burroughs may have been the most pathetic man to ever live

Mister Shut Up is the sickest burn I’ve ever heard

I’m sorry WHAT????

Glad to know Suzanne can still get me

This is a cry for help

I am copying Molly and doing Dracula daily!!!

Go off Clock, feel your oats!

lol not the sarah lawrence alum

I’m listening to this on audio but I can’t stop blinking as if I could make the letters rearrange themselves

Yeowch goddamnit

Called it

Yonkers mention

This is so not the book for me but here we are…

More faves: “The Monster’s Art” and “Inventory of Human Diversity”

It becomes more clear every day that I am out of my YA era but I want to like this for younger me so badly that I am reading it anyway. At least I managed to stop myself from buying it and went to the library instead

Favorite so far: The Cosmonaut

Truly just reading this for Molly

okay see now it’s funny bc the narrator makes it clear he really knows New York schools by talking about gallatin

such a specific grievance but there’s a mention of a character whose dream it was to become a philosophy major at sarah lawrence…. sorry buddy that was never going to happen