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i am literally so glad that i exist at the same time as these books. life is so beautiful. i'm coming to the cottage.

Today I saw "Little Women" in theaters and this evening I'm rereading my favorite Emily Henry novel. Life is literally so beautiful

i know at this point like 10357 things are my joker, but this is, in fact, my joker

In the trenches of a second draft so it’s time to read every craft book I can get my hands on instead of actually editing😍😍😍

You😌are 😌the😌 bane 😌of 😌my 😌existence 😌and 😌the 😌object 😌of 😌all😌my 😌desires😌

Bye I literally love them so much

Men will literally vow never to have children in order to end their family line as revenge against their dead father—nearly dying in a duel with their best friend and almost ruining the reputation of their fake girlfriend in the process— before talking about their feelings

This man reading “Persuasion” to better understand relationships is the embodiment of the female gaze

Suddenly I am a widowed mother of two caring for an estate in Essex

Yearly reread 😍😍😍

Wanting to marry her against your better judgement?? Okay Mr Darcy🙄

The title is giving the scene in Glee where the Celibacy Club performs “Afternoon Delight” because Emma thinks it’s about eating apple pie

This book has me staring out the window like a wife waiting for her husband to come home from war

No one:

Historical romance: She was a bona fide spinster, much too old to even dream of being married and having a family of her own. At the decrepit age of four and twenty, she—

This dude does not need a wife he needs a therapist🫶🏻

I claim to have life goals and career aspirations or whatever, but really I just want to listen to my bodice-rippers and crochet while it rains outside

🚨Wee woo 🚨wee woo🚨 “who did this to you” moment🚨

If I had a nickel for every time a UK-set romance novel made me consider moving back to Scotland, I would actually have, like, at least a dollar or two in nickels

Of course I look this up and it turns out it’s Reylo fanfic. Does Adam Driver know his impact on contemporary literature?

I too would ignore a legion of red flags if he bought me a Le Creuset set

This dude has the emotional intelligence of a thumbtack

If John Green is writing a book about tuberculosis, I’m reading it

Why was everyone constantly dueling in the olden days? Hadn’t anyone seen Hamilton??

Canonically he’s the inventor of the Murphy Bed???