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This is so Tamlin core of Apollo to be doing

She’s so dumb why would she make out with her husband who she doesn’t even like

I love how I gasp while reading this because I turned my brain off

Sort of obsessed with how bad this is

Okay I’m starting to like this book a little bit more

Damn lesbians are never gonna beat the U-Haul allegations

… heheheh this reminds me of vampire academy

Hehehehe I love Ali Hazelwood

… a vampire named Esme who lives in Washington state is the villain

She’s so Amren core

…… the mother daughter relationship in this book is about to get my ass so badly

I’m in a Sarah Addison Allen mood rn ( I love everything she’s ever written)

Idk what to think

Tbh sort of loving this

This is just like Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

It took me over half the book to think of what this reminded me of and it’s the Disney short about the mom making a dumpling her son

This is slightly weird and I’m here for it

Actually crying over this book again

I need Carolina bbq so badly rn

I love garden spells and this feels like that with a bit of beautiful creatures

Oh my god, this is horrible in the best way possible

I fear I’ve read too much game of thrones because every time the name Kingsley comes up my mind switches it to kingslayer

If they literally just shot him it would have been fine like wtf

Bring back kink shaming

He’s so Anastasia coded ( as in Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova of Russia )

The way I’m giggling and kicking my feet ( if you enjoyed lord holt pretty pretty pretty please read this )

I love this book so much

Sally Rooney try and not be a sick fuck challenge (she fails multiple times)

This book is oddly good for being pride and prejudice

Okay I was like this is good but Melissa’s email to Francis is one of the best written things I’ve ever read