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“Clasping his closely shaven, square jaw, I leaned forward and spat into his mouth.”

Um. Wtf

So someone dares you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room and you don’t kiss your gf who by the way is sitting right next to you 😬

“It’s like he would take a photograph of Sam, and the photograph would be beautiful. And he would think that the reason the photograph was beautiful was because of how he took it. If I took it, I would know that the only reason it’s beautiful is because of Sam.”

LOL

The last 5 contemporary books I’ve read have name dropped NYU for some reason 🤔

No wonder Ky doesn’t have any time to run the kingdom if he’s hooking up with these two every five seconds

It feel like Asher and Jory are two petulant children and Ky is their exhausted single mom.

Reunited with the best trio LFGGGGG

My guy, you’re at church. Please have some shame

wow I feel like im intruding

Yeahhhh so Jorg isn’t an anti-hero. Anti-heroes supposed to be unconventional versions of people who do the right thing, perhaps for the wrong reason, but in the end the end they are heroic. Jorg is a just a child rapist.

Competing in the Guardian’s tournament at 16 is lowk hella aura

I don’t think Yin Yue’s going to make it out of his fight with the Leopard in one piece 😔

I’m almost certain that Ghostface is Ren

“Don’t overestimate the appeal of your pectorals.”

Ren is def going to be my favorite character.

“Why should we give you a free ride all the way to Xicheng just so you can be a dishonest son?”

LOL Ren don’t gag him like that

Ugh, I hate “im not like other girls” statements

This is literally y/n self-insert lmfaoooo

That picture is definitely going to be how Tara and Whitney find out

I’m like 0.5 seconds away from DNFing this

oof does this ever get better

RED QUEEN REFERENCE LFGGG

“I did not love my sister as a sister. I loved her as a woman. And I realized that when she was alive this is exactly what we had wanted to do.”

What a fitting title this book has

This is basically a hodge podge of the most bare bones romantasy tropes

Why tf is every single newborn boy described as a “lusty lad” 😬

People are dropping like flies in this book, but for some reason, Lord Unwin’s still kicking around 😐

The way George mentions women being raped in every chapter is such an ick. Like genuinely what is the point

The word “lusty” is used far too much in this book for my liking.

Viserys, MAKE A GODDAMN DECISION

So like…Rhaenrya’s sons fully ganged up on Aemond and took his eye for no reason, there’s really no middle ground as portrayed jn the show