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jet cracking fucking jokes as if she’s not gonna die in a few days… would be me

i feel like im in a toxic relationship with this stupid series

this is so dumb why do i put myself through books like this

already vibing with it better than the show im ngl

ok jane i see you

wasnt expecting murder and a sex club but geez i need to finish this today to escape this purgatory

wheres cynthia erivo

lets just ignore that im starting this the day book club meets to discuss ok

OH IM SAT

after the vampire depiction in “the southern book club’s guide to slaying vampires”, it felt only fitting… to read about lesbian vampires. anyway…

this has gotta be the dumbest mf to ever grace a thriller book like girl get UP

i better be on the edge of my seat by page 100 i stg

the audiobook makes this book about a million times better im ngl

simply cannot believe this is the guy who wrote “pounded in the butt by my own butt”

girl wheres the horror im not scared rn tf

idgaf if i already have 2 book started, i had a plan for this oct and im sticking to it !!!!

giggling and kicking my feet rn at this book i swear

the way everyone is just so nonchalant about what just happened??????

bella swan i hate u

it lost me for a min but baby im back!

this is so bad wow

oh this one is BAD yall

air had a breeze to it today so its happening whether we like it or not

forgot to update before but… theres literally so much going on im lowkey confused???

everytime one of their outfits are described i think of goddamn jojo siwa yall

chapter 12??????

how is there still 30% left of this book? not asking in the bad way im thoroughly enjoying this one… just genuinely curious on what else good ol plain ol innocent mary can get up to

am i actually enjoying a book written by a man?