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This comic is ridiculous but Lucy killing the head vampire is 👌 musical Lucy would be proud

MAXS LAST NAME WAS HOOKER?? This is so unserious I’m crying

The first panel of Star…yea I can forgive Michael for going “idk I like her but she’s hiding things I think, does she still like meeee”

sam being described already with “designer clothes and designer hair”…i know what you are

remembering vaguely what happens with the bane in this book is. Very ominous

I got an e-ARC and I have never been more excited in my LIFE

wow who could have predicted thisssss

ok not communicating her curse to her closest friends rn is INSANEEE

damn was NOT expecting a prince pov

Very Indiana Jonesy so far, I gotta say

suzanne really said how can I traumatize these kids more? OH I GOT IT 😭 in totally unrelated news a character i loved just died ahaha

president snow remains the absolute fucking worst piece of shit alive holy FUCK

LET’S FUCKING GO I’M READY TO GET HURT

HOWLINGGGGGGGG

this book keeps simultaneously reeling me in so well and then losing me in a heartbeat…but the actual plot is here now so hopefully 🤞 also ty nghi vo for suitably making gatsby an absolute nightmare of a human being here djjskd

Oh hi Gatsby

Finally listening to more than a few words of this and as someone who didn’t like Jay Gatsby at ALL when reading the book, hearing him described as potentially making a demonic deal is hysterical. Love it.

they executed her so FAST oh my god 😭 then again solovet had her make a plague and use it as a biological weapon of warfare and THEY DIDNT GIVE ANYONE THE THOUSANDS OF CURES MADE???

the hazard & luxa convo just broke me GODDDDD 😭

remembering vaguely what the twist is now and feeling more horror set in…completely blocked out hamnet’s involvement in this but god…i forgot about solovet. suzanne collins you twisted woman.

this book makes titan’s curse by rick riordan look like a picture book…i forgot how DARK this series gets omg

gregor is such a little shit i love him