Charley > Recent Status Updates

“This was the point where if I was a human (ick) I might have laughed. I decided to go with my first inclination and kill the shit out of some ass-faced hostiles instead. I told the Targets, ‘Angry, then afraid, then dead. Is that the right order?’”

I’m screaming (and also in denial, ART is fine trust)

“‘Why is he so altered? From what can it proceed? It cannot be for me, it cannot be for my sake that his manners are thus softened. [..] It is impossible that he should still love me.’” Honey, you’ve got a big storm comin’