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This is so not my type of humor but alas there's nothing else to do in the hospital

"You splashed like the fountain on Trevi"
SHUT THE FUCK UP

"Go Scarlett. You need to eat breakfast. "

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

"Am I the only one who cries in the shower, and can never find enough air to properly breathe, and opens the fridge hoping to discover a magic portal leading to a Narnia-like society in which competitive sports have been banned?"
Girl I'm begging you, shut the fuck up.
You stop being relatable and funny when there's a paragraph like that on almost EVERY PAGE. Also, when you're using a media reference, don't half-ass

At this point I'm seriously considering DNFing this, I'm afraid it's gonna put me in a slump

I'M NOT HUNGRY

I'M RAVENOUS

Imma start throwing shit gtfo

"...I'd rather carve out my liver like Prometheus..."
Girl.... if you can't fucking use it correctly, don't use it at all. Stop pissing me off.

"He has become an employee and thus had obtained an eternal present, manifested only by his functional existence on a time card. He had no history because one was not required of him, and having no history also meant having no sadness. Instead, he was part of a workforce that fed people. He was America's fuel. And he was burning to be used, to be useful."
Ocean Vuong the poet you are

"...most sacred to Mercer. Jesus, he thought;..." oh so the believe both in Mercer and in Jesus? Christianity exists still, after the rise of the Mercer cult???? Bro left so many things unexplained, half this book makes no sense.

Oh my god he wants to fuck the female android. I'm never reading a book from a man again.

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I'm so tireeeeddd