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"George has picked a Chinese restaurant that we’ve never heard of."
"“George’s car,” she says. The truck looks new, and as we walk by it, I see a bumper sticker on the back: I’M REPUBLICAN BECAUSE WE CAN’T ALL BE ON WELFARE."

well that's all i need to know, i hope George's eyes are getting eaten at some point in this book 😒

i can't believe how fast i'm reading this?? i'm not a fast reader at all and i read 130 pages in a day?? i'm eating it UP

"The man nodded in friendly understanding. He had the largest penis that Aurienne had ever seen. It nodded, too. Mordaunt steered Aurienne towards the rightmost corridor. The penis all but waved goodbye at them."
omg 🤣😭😭 this book is so ridiculous

ok but why am i absolutely eating this up??? me?? a ROMANCE??

“The air around the entrance smelt of snake piss.”
snakes pee? 🧐

the male narrator literally sounds like an ai version of gale from bg3

great start!! i'm really enjoying the writing, and Lucy is so relatable. i, too, go home and play video games after forcing myself to socialize

main character is a possessed doll on a mission to get revenge on her murderer?? yes please

i’m not even kidding that this book is semi curing my fear of spiders

if this doesn't have a happy ending i'm gonna scream

i am on the EDGE OF MY SEAT!! i need to know what’s gonna happen omg