Emma Kate Murphree > Recent Status Updates

I have to take a little break to read shadow ticket bc my hold came in 😭

Call me Brigadier the way I be Pudding that shit on

Chugging along at a steady pace 😝 yay

"God awful brainy women with vaginal atrophy"

Enjoying this so far! It’s kind of odd how apt the characters (esp the men) are to confer emotions super readily and unambiguously. I’m not sure if letters facilitate that more easily (the book is entirely epistolary so far) or if it’s just a weird quirk Italians have.

Also making me realize a latent desire I have to have a child out of wedlock and raise it w two gay guys (jk)

Philip girl stand up!

Going to start speaking like them: “don’t talk rot”, “you’re a brick” (positive connotation), “ripping”