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dear lord, he’s going to kill the wrong brother, isn’t he?

this book is like a fucking advert for the greatest showman and terrible panic attack techniques

god it would be incredibly inconvenient to have a stalker

because nothing says friendship like one big orgy together

the boy is from scotland and acting like he’s such a bad boy for smoking on the window. sir. half the fucking scottish population are doing that by fourteen. who are you kidding.

these lists she keeps making are truly something else

I can't tell if I am just getting into a slump, not vibing with the book or just not a fan of the author's writing style but we move

defeating the point of the bunker’s tbr book club by picking a whole new book to read this month

mum has been getting updates through each chapter and she isn’t very impressed with silla

I can’t believe Jupiter killed the dinosaurs

The whole section about colonising Mars does lowkey feel very psycho sci-fi🤠but we move

it’s 9:40am, I’m on my way to a dissertation meeting and I’m crying over the opportunity rover

two hundred dollars. for a picture of vegetables. you’re joking.

okay but girlfriend drama aside, why would you try and throw off your quarterback mid-game? darryl, ya wee idiot, this is YOUR championship game too???

I mean with all due respect, telling your son you don’t think he and his girlfriend will make it and that she’s probably gonna dump him before he’s drafted ALL BEFORE A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME is kinda wild

dude, her apartment was just ablaze STOP TRYING TO HOLD HER HAND

do these two know they can get to know each other without officially dating? like it’s not illegal to just ask a question. they are acting like god himself will strike them down if they ask any personal question

heated rivalry has infected my brain because wdym the hockey brother has a russian rival but that’s not who he ends up with??? missed opportunity

I’m sorry, what do you mean the ex is called DARRYL??? babe, you can name these characters whatever you want and you choose DARRYL

god secrets don’t last very long in this book