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Murderbot in a fantasy LitRPG 🤘

Princess Donut is a tortie, not white. Harumph

Did I pick up a copy of Dune by mistake?

So. Much. Smirking.

Smirk. Smirk. Smirksmirksmirksmirk. Now you’re caught up

Author experiments with light racism and now is bringing in some Islamophobia for us to enjoy 🤦

He’s writing about the monster birds of Zealand and I’m on the edge of my seat

Now he’s called the Tin Man instead of Tin Woodman. And his name is Nick Chopper 🪓

Oh, it’s Tin Woodman, not Woodsman. Been wrong about that for 40 years 🤦

I write short stories on the daily and I don’t follow this dude’s main rules 😬 eep

This is the first one of his that I’m reading just to finish. Still not bad, he’s just hammering a mid adventure to death

Baba yaya!

Listening to the audiobook so I can hear all the words pronounced correctly. It’s a banger

Unrelenting bad writing (‘I opened my eyes and couldn’t believe my eyes’ ‘The force forced me back’)
Likes to call women sluts, harlots, and whores
Fights are dull
The LitRPG system is lame
Male voice actress is doing his best but the whole book is a loose pile of shit. Even Alan Rickman couldn’t save this audiobook, RIP