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This guy pmo why can’t you marry her PICK yourself up you bum his monologue reeks of self pity and regrets. I guess the author is doing a really good job then in that regard

YO This is bullshit I’m reading this in my GRANDPARENTS house why is this so freaking graphic leave me ALONE it’s ok I skimmed through it wtf 😞😞

Ooooooo shi wtf wow that’s so vivid and wow wow wow

this writing style pmo lowkey stop

Hahahaha I should do that too the pretending to be posh people drinking posh drinks

WTF MY SISTER MOVED ON FROM BLUE TO PURPLE BRO 😭😭😭❓❓❓

Wait my parents do that too the driving by old house stuff

goated snack selection

Wait “most things I loved were means, not ends. Most things she loved were ends, not means.” #relatable cuz I never really thought too much about the end truly and fully, only a rough idea. I think I’m a functionalist through and through.

Ouuuu shi ok lowkey Laura Kim is lowkey right but damn I feel like you should be more considerate you know like human decency dawg

Excuse ME you bum don’t diss political science like that I am NOT academically challenged 🙄🙄 stupid twats always spouting bs bye

“I, Elizabeth Zhang, would also attend Columbia University.” Dawg WHO are you 😭😭🙏🙏❓❓❓❓❓❓

Ok idk if I’m gonna continue reading this I feel despair knowing that I might become like this at 30 cuz yeah she’s right being an unemployed bum and reading manga is fun

“Holy fucking shit!”
Chapter 6 done bro maybe I should just get the book this is such an inconvenience

That’s funny lol

What a beautiful interpretation of God!

Wow I’m hooked it’s like 2:30 am and I really need to stop but I can’t I need to pee though

OHHHHHH WHAT

Yoooo I didn’t know that’s how gravity worked and I’m lowkey in uni… really digestible analogy

i really like this book so far

wow innuendos and dirty jokes really are universal from elementary school to those rich vips in squid game to even paitents in the ward

😬😬😬 oof

Done chapter 5

I love the Russian

Starbucks unionville w audrey

Damn son.

Bruh climate change deniers EVERYWHERE

NOT in the same solar system

i read hella today with a clear mind n shi cuz i didn't sleep a wink yesterday but the rising sun reset my mind so i read speedy in the morning and at starbucks and now at night.

A TEACHER!!