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Damn brah 😭😭🙏

LMAO “bitch can’t even cook pasta right”

poor girl 😬😬 wow catcalling is not ok I feel really bad for her that that’s her only validation

Library of Babel by Jorge Luis Borges. I’m not Zoroastrian

GOOD storytelling I’m so invested

WOW ok finance baddie

Omg I too am browsing a bookstore rn that’s so insane

Ok jokes on you I didn’t read 80 pages i skimmed through it. I was like imma read the introduction for once and be an intellectual (🤓☝️) but then paled when I saw I only scraped the surface of said seemingly never ending section, and only to find out there was a translators note after (which was much more interesting though). Finally just at book 1 so I deserve a round of applause.

Yooo why the other ship lowkey considerate asf that’s hot 😍😍🤤🤤🤤 (ch8 done)

This guy pmo why can’t you marry her PICK yourself up you bum his monologue reeks of self pity and regrets. I guess the author is doing a really good job then in that regard

YO This is bullshit I’m reading this in my GRANDPARENTS house why is this so freaking graphic leave me ALONE it’s ok I skimmed through it wtf 😞😞

Ooooooo shi wtf wow that’s so vivid and wow wow wow

this writing style pmo lowkey stop

Hahahaha I should do that too the pretending to be posh people drinking posh drinks

WTF MY SISTER MOVED ON FROM BLUE TO PURPLE BRO 😭😭😭❓❓❓

Wait my parents do that too the driving by old house stuff

goated snack selection

Wait “most things I loved were means, not ends. Most things she loved were ends, not means.” #relatable cuz I never really thought too much about the end truly and fully, only a rough idea. I think I’m a functionalist through and through.

Ouuuu shi ok lowkey Laura Kim is lowkey right but damn I feel like you should be more considerate you know like human decency dawg

Excuse ME you bum don’t diss political science like that I am NOT academically challenged 🙄🙄 stupid twats always spouting bs bye

“I, Elizabeth Zhang, would also attend Columbia University.” Dawg WHO are you 😭😭🙏🙏❓❓❓❓❓❓

Ok idk if I’m gonna continue reading this I feel despair knowing that I might become like this at 30 cuz yeah she’s right being an unemployed bum and reading manga is fun

“Holy fucking shit!”
Chapter 6 done bro maybe I should just get the book this is such an inconvenience

That’s funny lol

What a beautiful interpretation of God!

Wow I’m hooked it’s like 2:30 am and I really need to stop but I can’t I need to pee though

OHHHHHH WHAT

Yoooo I didn’t know that’s how gravity worked and I’m lowkey in uni… really digestible analogy

i really like this book so far