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can’t stop thinking of zara like shadowhunter tucker carlson, but jeremy culhane tucker carlson. ‘the leftist woke clave will have you think warlock marks are normal. and you want me to be… attracted to this? that’s the rule, that’s the goal now’

listening to spike from buffy talk about jace herondale oh yeah, that’s what you get your library card for folks

this writing on each other’s back schtick is so tired😭😭 why are you writing ‘julian are you okay?’ on julian’s back, literally who else could you possibly be talking to right now

they were naming those poor kids some buulllllllshittttttt

hate hate HATE being able to tell when authors know nothing about children; why are we continually picking up and carrying around a whole seven year old😭

holy shit this might be The One - the concept of eustacia thinking she loves damon so much she wants him to promote her from sidechick to wife, but as soon as thomasin has broken up with damon she immediately gets the ick - because if thomasin of all people (who eustacia does not respect at ALL) can break up with damon then what business does eustacia have in being with him😭 she’s hilarious😭