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This has been fun revisiting Twilight. However. I have…thoughts on this “reimagining”

I know Stephenie Meyer is convinced this works by proving Bella wasn’t a damsel in distress, just a human in distress and like wrote this to somehow disprove the Mary Sue archetype she wrote Bella into.
But like what do you mean it’s believable Edythe was going to “talk to the Port Angeles criminals with guns”. Shes literally smaller than Beau 😂

Okay I’m gonna be so fr rn. She didn’t need to switch the gender of literally every character. I said what I said lol

***20th…I can do math 😐

For the 25th anniversary (insane) I decided it was time to read this!

This has been a continuation of Halloween romcoms and my hold on the library just came up so here we are.
I could have SWORN they were veterinarians and not doctors? Somehow veterinarians would have been more interesting 🤣

“…Gus Rochester, who literally got discovered waiting tables at SUR…”

Omg Gus worked for LISA VANDERPUMP lol

This is speaking to my fandom heart and being deep in the trenches of the tumblr SPN era. What a time.

Serial killers killing serial killers rom-com 😂
It’s perfect for spooky month, let’s see how it is!

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No but I’m gonna need more vampire/ slayer romance from Ali Hazelwood

This is exactly what I needed. An adorable Halloween romance!

Eleanor Janega is my current fave historian/ medievalist!

The way the gargoyle makes me laugh out loud! I love him 🥹

The way this book is about to become my entire personality