Morgan > Recent Status Updates

he’s a HOMEOWNER, now is not the time for radical honesty

i could never be an audiobook narrator i fear

brb i’m going to crash my car

why am I tearing up in the club

“because i love her” this man is a horse.

i…

and now there really is only one bed

i’ve been trying to get past it, i honestly have, but why is the horse telepathic

“there was only one bed” except instead of a bed it’s a stall in a decrepit barn because he’s a fucking horse

i was right

i am calling it right this instant. the mysterious locket with the “protection charm” that “only works once” is going to turn this bitch’s husband into a horse. i am cackling like a witch

i thought this was gonna be silly. wtf do you mean there’s LORE?

unexpected freud mention

i don’t want it to be overrrrr

i support women’s rights AND women’s wrongs. and sabine is FULL of wrongs

i feel like i’m enjoying this plot a lot but weir’s writing style makes me want to jam a fork into my eye socket

ok i am being asked to tolerate aliens. however, said alien is lowkey fun as fuck. so i will allow it for the time being

if i have to tolerate aliens i’m going to be distinctly unhappy

oh i’m INTO this

what

i fucking hate a villain monologue

i am rolling my eyes up to god (derogatory)

DID NOT SEE A PREGNANCY KINK COMING

this book is far too unserious to contain the following lines: “I can be Orpheus. I can keep going forward. I can listen for his steps as he comes after me”

like either ur a silly age-gap romance or you’re this. pick a lane girl