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someone give sloane a forehead kiss ASAP

if i actually read this before, i clearly had no joy and whimsy in my heart bc i’m eating it up this time. come on past self this is fun as hell

there's no way i've actually read this before

goodreads claims i have read this before… i genuinely have no memory of it??

she’s telling him he’s gay. they’re eating charcuterie and she’s telling him he’s gay

ok i get it. it’s porn with feelings. and shane is in fact going on a queer journey, with all the confusion and discomfort that entails. i’m here for it

still porn

i'm fairly certain this is just porn

jaw dropped at this reveal ngl

i literally can never have even a moment of peace

how to give your soulmate a mental breakdown 101

ORBS????

to overwrite something to this degree has to be some kind of misdemeanor, surely

why didn’t the audiobook narrators agree how to pronounce character names before recording

you can’t just throw a snake at a bitch

girl where is your editor.

we’re wayyyyyy too comfortable using the word “masticate”

it’s not illegal to use words that already exist. we don’t have to make it ALL up.

now wtf are we doing here

i’m reminded why i had such a good time last time i read this: it’s not trying too hard.