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hm.

i still think third-act breakups are dumb. please don’t piss me off

how could ANYONE dislike a book that contains the line “‘you look like they shoot you out of a cannon at a circus for gay people’”?

is it too woke? is that it? is that why people didn’t like this book—bc theo is nonbinary? genuinely asking bc i’m having a blast

this book feels like a vacation and everyone who disagrees is a hater sorry

ok i’m officially halfway through and also unofficially confused by some of these bad reviews. do you guys just hate fun?

how on earth is this rated lower than the last book i read

occasionally i start to wonder if i actually like reading. happy to announce i definitely do

i hope something terrible happens to these people so this book can be over

wren: “it made me mad when you left”
damien: “got it”
damien: *leaves again*

😐

i don’t believe you

is this YA? i genuinely can’t tell

yeah sure whatever

“Never did she find anything so difficult as to keep herself from losing her temper when she was suddenly disturbed while absorbed in a book. People who are fond of books know the feeling of irritation which sweeps over them at such a moment. The temptation to be unreasonable and snappish is one not easy to manage.”

mmmm sweet sweet nonsense. tastes like cotton candy.

taking this book back off the shelf feels like ordering my safe food at a weird new restaurant. bring me my vampires

if your bear boyfriend eats your kid, it’s YOUR fault

you lose me when you ask me to sympathize with an idiot

fairly certain this author is sick in the head