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I’m not reading this by choice btw. It’s due on Tuesday

“I’m a misandrist and a misogynist, I’ve got no patience for men or for women—I mean, nothing against them, I just don’t want anything to do with them, and I feel constantly like I’m being patronising, either that or it’s them patronising me. But I’m not a misanthrope, cause I do like gay men. They’re the one type of human you can get along with as equals” MIND YOU THIS IS THE OPENING PARAGRAPH

u know book club is a week away when we all start reading this (we had 3 months)

his mom (the president of the United States) making a full PowerPoint slide deck to explain to him the logistical international relations implications of his…international relations…is sending me like she’s so me fr I would’ve been there adding the White House logo to the corner of every single slide

idk I feel like it’s all going downhill a bit (no spoilers pls🙏)

they’re literally in a closet rn guys this book is so good

Before u call a wellness check on me, Ruby and I found the “romance” section of our local library and chose the worst looking book for each other

We are so back

sam we will give this back to you I promise xoxo

“According to the American Society of Addiction Medicine, four out of five people who started using heroin during this period did so after initially abusing prescription painkillers”

“More Americans had lost their lives from opioid overdoses than had died in all the wars the country had fought since World War II” WHAT

Wait is this like a beauty and the beast thing

Girls it’s finally happening